Random Star Trek Quotes

Son, why would I want to do that? Can’t you see I’m trying to help this little lady?

Only when they’re in visual range.

Do you think you can gather more information with your eyes than I can with my sensors? I could play tennis with you, Captain Kirk; I might even beat you.

I’m reading an ion storm on that trajectory, sir.

So you said: “What’s going on? This doesn’t work; Kosinski’s a fraud.” You see, I have had this conversation on other Starfleet vessels before. They didn’t understand it; why should you?

I won’t make any trouble for you here.

I like you fellas; you got style. Let me buy you guys a drink.

A logistical feat more ambitious than the Pyramids.

You mean entry can be gained by playing certain notes on a musical instrument?

We were warned about the Ferengi at the Academy.

Their belief in their own superiority is beyond arrogance.

Your linear existence is inherently destructive!

We agree there is evidence to support the court’s contention that humans have been savage. Therefore I say: test us! Test whether this is presently true of humans!

What do I get for my trouble? Scurrilous insults! Well, somebody’s gonna hear about this.

How long was she alone?

Is it possible that the rocks have life?

Never get the house dressing.

Never trust an ale from a god-fearing people, or a Starfleet commander who has one of your relatives in jail.

I’m well-acquainted with Doctor Daystrom’s theories and discoveries.

Our compliments to the M-5 unit, and regards to Capt. Dunsel. Wesley out.