Of late, I have begun to think that we’ve become bizarre and unproductive.
Today, I am a warrior. I must show you my heart! I travel the River of Blood!
AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!
We can’t let him die laughing, can we?
This is the first time I heard a malfunction threaten us.
The computer was too perfect.
Science later, problem now!
Yes, sir. Warp eleven point nine!
It’s not a signal, sir.
But whatever civilization exists on this planet is in there.
No one is coming to attack your ship.
Bones, did you ever hear of a doomsday machine?
Perhaps another time.
And I’ll hate you for the rest of my life.
Most of my day is spent repairing food replicators.
That’s true, but few people understand that. They think it’s one big happy party.
“‘Fix the replicators, chief.’ ‘My console’s offline, chief.’ Should have transferred to a cargo drone. No people, no complaints.”
If we hadn’t gotten lost in the Delta Quadrant, I’d be there right now!
I know engineers - they love to change things!
The crew is protected from my mistakes by the people around me — but, out here, I could get us killed!
Yes, it’s genius!