Random Star Trek Quotes

A Klingon sneeze?

I cannot let this thing expand beyond this planet, nor do I intend to kill a million or more people to stop it.

Festival! Festival!

You know, when I dreamt about being stuck on a deserted planet with a gorgeous woman, there was no torpedo.

“I thought you never sold substandard merchandise.”

“…”

“This torpedo was supposed to explode on impact, right?”

“…Maybe I should offer them a refund!”

“HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

So, you tell me: which one of us would you say has more of a problem with ethics?

I do not have time to squander listening to superfluous language.

Oh, I see that, Commander; I see that. Otherwise, you wouldn’t be second in command of this starship.

Community leader!

That’s not enough; I want to promote you to Admiral, and I want you to take over as Commandant of Starfleet Academy.

I’m sure she’s a fine, dispassionate woman.

I thought I would assume a pleasing shape.

I present myself to thee as a fellow ship captain, that thou mayst better understand me: Go Back Whence Thou Camest.

Oh, I know Hamlet. And what he said with irony, I say with conviction: What a piece of work is man!

Furthermore, any rumors of my brush with death are greatly exaggerated.

Perhaps the unfortunate accident I had as a child…?

I, too, must be Vulcan as a motherfucker.

It’s not that hard to adapt.

Oh, don’t be so melodramatic; you were barely dead.

Isik for your thoughts?