Random Star Trek Quotes

So, if you jump up and down like an idiot, that is considered funny?

Kirk may be a swaggering, overbearing, tin-plated dictator with delusions of godhood, but he isn’t soft.

I wonder then, what he would have thought of hard root beer.

And did he know of the workings of the Federation’s Section 31?

Seems that might have improved his feeling for the Feds.

At that point in the series, no.

Quote: Apparently, outlawing violent thought hasn’t made it go away. All you’ve done is force people to share it in back alleys.

Now he tells me.

Open hailing frequencies!

Course laid in, Captain.

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my pants!

I have. A. Hunch.

It didn’t happen.

They like you very much, but they are not the hell your whales.

I’ve smelled better viinerine on prison ships.

Guinan: It’s an Earth drink. Prune juice.
Lieutenant Worf: A warrior’s drink!

Trelane! Stop that nonsense at once or you’ll not be permitted to make any more planets!

[Only one character allowed for the rest of the day, we all know who…]

I have been, and always shall be, your friend.

Live long, and prosper.

[R.I.P. :(]

“Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.”

We are assembled here today to pay final respects to our honored dead. And yet it should be noted that in the midst of our sorrow, this death takes place in the shadow of new life, the sunrise of a new world; a world that our beloved comrade gave his life to protect and nourish. He did not feel this sacrifice a vain or empty one, and we will not debate his profound wisdom at these proceedings. Of my friend, I can only say this: of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most… human.

Really, Dr. McCoy. You must learn to govern your passions; they will be your undoing.

Fascinating.

Father!

I am not our father.

Congratulation, Doctor. You may yet cure the common cold.

He is intelligent, but not experienced. His pattern indicates two-dimensional thinking.

Stonn, she is yours. After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true.