Random Star Trek Quotes

One damn minute, Admiral.

I have little to say about it, captain. Except that for the first time in my life, I was happy.

Gracie is pregnant.

Open your mind; we move together… our minds sharing the same thoughts…

Sir, there is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder.

Only Nixon can go to China.

It is the end of life. Eternity stops. Sadness for the end of things.

Jim. Your name…is Jim.

I am endeavoring, ma’am, to construct a mnemonic memory circuit using stone knives and bearskins.

Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers… which smell BAD

I do not approve; I understand.

(Spock is stoking the boiler when Edith comes in to confront them.)

EDITH: That toolbox was locked with a combination lock and you opened it like a real pro. Why did you do it?

SPOCK: I needed the fine tools for my radio work. They’d have been returned in the morning.

EDITH: I’m sorry, I can’t.

KIRK: If Mister Spock says that he needs the tools and that they’ll be returned tomorrow morning, you can bet your reputation on that, Miss Keeler.

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It’s not at all surprising, Doctor. He’s probably terrified of your beads and rattles.

Well, that’s better than “Hey, you.”

Ah… the giants.

You couldn’t pronounce it.

A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP.

If you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.

As I recall, I opposed your enlistment in Starfleet. It is possible that judgment was incorrect. Your associates are people of good character.

Pain! The children!