Jean-Luc Picard: Begin auto-destruct sequence, authorization Picard-four-seven-alpha-tango.
Beverly Crusher: Computer, Commander Beverly Crusher. Confirm auto-destruct sequence, authorization Crusher-two-two-beta-Charlie.
Worf: Computer, Lieutenant Commander Worf. Confirm auto-destruct sequence. Authorization Worf-three-seven-gamma-echo.
Computer: Command authorization accepted. Awaiting final code to begin auto-destruct sequence.
Picard: This is Captain Jean-Luc Picard. Destruct sequence alpha-one, 15 minutes, silent countdown. Enable.
Computer: Self-destruct in 15 minutes. There will be no further audio warnings.
Crusher: So much for the Enterprise E.
Picard: We barely knew her.
Crusher: You think they’ll build another one?
Picard: Plenty of letters left in the alphabet.
Jean-Luc, BLOW UP THE DAMN SHIP!
I am experiencing nIb’poH, the feeling I have done this before.
“I do not believe this is appropriate behavior!”
“Even for your wife?”
“WIFE?!”
Shrugs Sorry.
Perhaps today is a good day to die.
I…choose!
KILL
ALL
THE LAWYERS!
nmnmm
PARIS: Captain, I think I should tell you I’ve never actually landed a starship before.
JANEWAY: That’s all right, Lieutenant, neither have I.
You have used the asteroid’s gravitational pull as a slingshot. Excellent!
You can eat, like, a bean, and you’re done.
I’m a doctor, not a coal miner.
KIRK: Garth, do you have to make him suffer like that?
GARTH: You will address me by my proper title, Kirk.
KIRK: I’m sorry. I should’ve said Captain Garth.
GARTH: I am Lord Garth, formerly of Izar, and I lead the future masters of the universe.
KIRK: I’m sorry, Lord Garth.
If I were still a Q, I would just change the gravitational constant of the universe.
GUINAN: No, it’s a Samalian coral fish with its fin unfolded.
DATA: I believe what you are seeing is the effect of the fluid dynamic processes inherent in the large scale motion of rarefied gas.
GUINAN: No, no. First it was a fish and now it’s a Mentonian sailing ship.
DATA: Where?
GUINAN: Right there. Don’t you see the two swirls coming together to form the mast?
DATA: I do not see it. It is interesting that people try to find meaningful patterns in things that are essentially random. I have noticed that the images they perceive sometimes suggest what they are thinking about at that particular moment. Besides, it is clearly a bunny rabbit.
Dukat: “You know, in a way, I think the occupation actually helped Bajor.”
Kira: “Which part? The massacres or the strip-mining?”
New customers are like razor-tooth gree-worms; they can be succulent, but sometimes they bite back.
That’s right. And if I think that Kirk is a Denebian slime devil, well, that’s my opinion, too.
They’re practically born pregnant, and as you can see, that’s a real time-saver!
I’d be delighted to offer any advice I have on understanding women. When I have some, I’ll let you know.