Random Star Wars Thread

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So how about that one thing that happened in that one Star Wars movie?

Personally, I loved it, but then, the way it was handled in that one EU book by that one author took a totally different approach in regards to that character and his ability to do the thing.

Discuss.

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Yeah it’s kind of like that thing that happened in the old movies that was explained in the new movies in a different way than I originally interpreted it. [insert comment about George Lucas]. I would have been better if it had been done in the way I imagined. In fact that one thing made all three prequels unwatchable. [insert comment about George Lucas].

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Eh. Lucas just extracted that thing from an unpleasant bodily orifice. He once was able to do things well, but his skills are now exceptionally limited.

I swear undying lust for Bondage Leia and a strong, manly admiration for the splendor that is Boba Fett (though I must also protest the lack of respect inherent in his demise).

I also offer to fight anyone (through nasty, probably misspelled message-board posts, of course) who denies that my personal favorite Star Wars movie (specify here) is the sole and only reason why the film medium exists.

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By the way, can you believe those losers who discussed that thing in Star Trek in such great detail? Those guys have no life.

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Where can I get one of those James Earl Jones voice changers?

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Yeah but he totally ripped that scene off from that other movie made by that one guy.

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Remember when that one guy went to that one planet and did that thing?

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I liked the part where the guy got his arm cut off, and then that other part where some other guy said “I’ve got a bad feeling about this.” Those were great parts.

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Oh, oh, but how about that fight, where the guy dropped his lightsaber. Wow, the suspense! :eek:
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“We would be honored if you would join us.”

Looked like a pretty nice lunch was set out.

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Dude! Haven’t you ever heard of SPOILERS?

Geez, the nerve of some folks. :mad:

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Is it just me, or did anybody else think it was funny when every time the one guy started to do something

all the other guys started to do something else?

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Well, the bit where that one thing was revealed was cool, but in the next movie there was that other great revelation that I just couldn’t believe, and it kind of wrecked the whole rest of the movie for me.

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[Steve Martin in L.A. Star Wars]
That was a great lunch and torture session.
[/Steve Martin in L.A. Star Wars]