What do you call a logical ape?
Hairy Reasoner
I wish I had a job.
iamthecowgodmoo’s username set to a Beatles tune:
I am the Cow God!
I am the Cow God!
I am the walrus!
Moo-moo, moo-moo!
Moo-moo, moo-moo!
Moo-moo, moo-moo!
Making my film is going to be a pain in the arse.
I can’t wait to make my film.
I want…
I want my MGB!
I’m cold.
Be careful what you wish for–you just might get it! 
Would a nice cup of hot tea help? I have some nice green tea, or Cranberry Orange tea (it’s black tea, with just a hint of cranberry and oranges). It’s been cold in my office this week, so I’ve been drinking a lot of tea.
Now I want a t-shirt that says, “I am the Cow God! Moo-moo, moo-moo.”
You said ‘arse’ 
Random things in my head: roadcrapapercupfeardeliversingingplugdeborahdong8:45badsinginghungryeatenalreadyondietcantsleeponemptynobeer
One the one hand, having a job might adversely affect my filming schedule. On the other hand, it would be nice to have someplace to be every day.
Eh. I just can’t be arsed to go over and turn the heat up.
I am the Cow God
Moooooooo-ooooooooo!
Lobsang: I said it again, too.
I hope my fasting blood test tomorrow will reveal good stuff since I’ve worked hard to change my ways over the past two months.
What should I wear this evening to the open house? The weather is so changeable…
Why have I spent so much money this month?
I should be writing another short story.
I need to call my friend P.S. and ask her how she likes her new married life.
I wonder how my friend L. is doing at her new job.
I really like the Jimmy Eat World CD I’m listening to.
Buyapizzabuyapizzabuyapizzabuyapizzabuyapizzabuyapizzabuyapizzabuyapizzabuyapizzabuyapizzabuyapizza
Gotta read chapters 9 and 10 of that textbook tonight.
Want to watch the last DVD of “The Mallens” tonight. Damn, that was one weird miniseries. I was sad to hear that the guy who played Michael committed suicide a while back. That’s very sad.
Cliff Eidelman did a great job on the “Simple Twist of Fate” soundtrack.
I need to email K.W., J.G., R.K.J. and W.C.T. Well, maybe not W.C.T.
…
That’s all I could come up with.
All the pretty bovines in a row. See how they run, churning butter as they come, see how they fly!
The only game in the Final Fantasy VII Gold Saucer that I’m any good at is the Bike Racing one.
I wish my parents would hurry up and leave so I could masturbate without getting walked in on.
I need to pee.
I’m good at typing.
“Last Man on the Moon” by SR-71 is a good song.
There’s a dog outside barking loudly.
It was 93 degrees here today.
Joe Piscopo is thinking of running for governor of New Jersey.
Why does the whole house smell like bacon?
Mr. Beckwall, when come back bring pie!
I like bacon. I’ve already had a bowl of kimchee ramen. But I like bacon. I think I’ll make some bacon.
It wasn’t 93° here today.
Bacon reminds me of meat. Then I thought that Meateor Burger would be a good name for a burger joint. It’s space-age, because of ‘meteor’, and it’s also ‘meatier’. Then I thought about Eeyore meat. Mmmm… Eeyore-meat burgers…
Having a job adversely affects my ability to sleep in every morning.
My train of thought is boring tonight.
Going away for the weekend. Too much cleaning to do. I’m not going to get much sleep tonight.
Going to the maple festival. Maple, maple, maple! Maple candy…droooool…
What is Carrot Top doing on the Tonight Show? I’m surprised no one has beaten him to death by now. Getting a root canal is more fun than listening to Carrot Top.
I’ve been slacking on doing yoga, and now I feel stiff. Time to stop thinking random thoughts and go do some yoga!
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When will all this damn snow stop?
I gotta buy a better antenna for my handheld transceiver
Wow I still can’t believe I picked up the space station on my HT last night
I really gotta get that bigger antenna
need coffee.
Gawd I miss Tim Hortons
need coffee
Hey when is the deadline for the Centinel Ops Manual anyways
need coffee
need coffee
need coffee
#$%@#!!__–_ segmentation fault
core dump
…
need coffee
better wash out my coffee cup
I have a cold.
Probably picked it up from a friend’s seven-year-old at dinner the other night.
I need a haircut.
Ya gotta watch out for kids–they’re walking germ factories.
It’s cold in here. I wish they’d turn up the heat.
Who stole the paper cutter? Quit taking the paper cutter.
I’m hungry. Got any granola bars?
Will Barbara sing or have a meltdown today?
What am I supposed to be doing? Right, my brother’s frickin’ projects!! God…
The dog’s staring at me…
I’m never going to get anything done. Why did my teachers have to give us so much work during the March BREAK?!
I need to take a walk…it’s too cold! DAMN it!!
Last night’s episode of Alias was interesting. Vartan, call me, okay? Eep, Keanu, dear, it’s not that it looks like…Heh heh…
I need to get to a payphone. Why me??
Wow, I have a headache. When did that come on?
I need to write back these emails, work on my resume, finish the laundry…
Maybe I should get a different haircut?
Oooh, I’m so hungry. But no money to buy anything… 
Time to save this paper to disk before getting out of here for class.
Hmmm, that guy across the aisle is cute… 
Where did I put my subway tickets?
I’m stupendously boring. :dubious:
Snausages.