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Saw a vanity plate today that read “M8D2FLY”. I assume this is supposed to be read as “made to fly” but it is possible that Seth Brundle was driving.
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When did TV Guide stop putting TV things on the cover?
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Could Fry’s possibly have worse customer service?
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Why do so many drivers think red + 5 seconds is fine for going through an intersection? Do these drivers want to die?
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Who are the Gypsy Kings and if I am trying to find their music in a store, what category would they be in?
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When waiting for someone to leave a parking spot, why can’t the waiter pull over a bit so people can pass them?
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I’m not a Christian, why do I still end up going Christmas shopping?
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How do you know when “Rainbow Bread” has gone moldy?
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How is that so many cars were in line at the Krispy Kreme I drove past and yet the roads were so full of stupid people?
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It’s the Gipsy Kings, first off. As for category, I would guess international, assuming the store didn’t do you the favor of simply filing them under “G.”
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Resisting Christmas is probably more trouble than it’s worth. Going along with Christmas really doesn’t hurt you that much.
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An endless supply of stupid people.
Let’s see, how’s that song go?
I’ve been all around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding …*
- When waiting for someone to leave a parking spot, why can’t the waiter pull over a bit so people can pass them?
Actually, I have a better question. Why, after you’ve waited all that time, do you start to pull up while I’m still backing out? It doesn’t save you three seconds out of your life, it actually costs you time. I’m going to slow down because out of the two of us, I care about our cars not colliding.
I don’t think so, they try their very best to be the very worst.
Kitty
Oh, don’t buy any records by the fucking Gypsy Kings. It only encourages them, and they go out and make MORE records.
If you were going to buy them for yourself, trust me, you don’t want them.
If you were going to buy them because your Great-Aunt Petunia requested them specifically as a holiday gift, buy her some Ornette Coleman instead and tell her all the record stores were fresh out of the Gypsy Kings and here, she’ll like this better anyway.
Ukelele Ike: I would happily take your advice. BUT, I was shopping for my wife who had to buy them because it was the only thing on the list for someone she has to buy a Christmas gift for.
If you are married you know that when you wife sends you out of the house for a specific item you do not get to use free will and decide on an acceptable alternative.
Meant to put this on the original list:
- Overheard: “I only broke up with him because he went to the police.” Who do I have to call to get a transcript of that whole conversation?
And why is it that when I finally get to the front of the line, the cash-register-assigner-guy always says “Number 2,372; its down there past Argentina”?
I really have nothing to add to this thread, I just wanted to rain on obfus’s parade. Carry on.
BlackKnight it’s Been around the world and found that only stupid people were breeding. Cretins cloning and feeding and I don’t even own a tv… etc etc
Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh…
That would explain soooooooooo much…
True. Have an old friend, he's summa cum shitpile undergrad and honors from med school (both Ivies), he's single, no kids, not likely to ever have any. Nice enough when you know him, but not a good people person, and I've known him 30 years. The govt should make sure guys like him get laid regularly to improve the gene pool.Yes. They could spit on you.
Some of us enjoy that sort-of personalized attention from customer service.
pat