Post your random thoughts here.#1-6 ?
If I’m pre-approved for a credit card, why do I have to fill out an application?
Isn’t duck tape terribly cruel?
Do the other fish laugh and point at the one that bites the worm?
How come you never see busts of Pallas anymore? Is this Edgar Allen Poe’s fault?
What do porn stars watch while masturbating at home?
Let’s say that one time I had fucked a goat, would that really be so ba…no, nevermind, Forget I mentioned it.
Does the fact that he named his company “Micro Soft” indicate that Bill Gates has performance problems in bed?
Does K-Mart ever have a blue light special on blue lights?
How come flammable and inflammable mean the same thing, but edible and inedible don’t?
If cats had oposable thumbs, they’d smoke a lot of pot. A lot.
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
Why am I up right now?
I’m going to bed
If someone is a resident of Mons, Belgium, does that mean he is a Monster?
Why is the American version of the game called football if only a few of the plays involve actually kicking the ball?
Where do people who work at resorts go on vacation?
Where’s the Head Office of the Anarchists?
Frosfir
November 25, 2001, 7:34am
5
My random thoughts…
What are my random thoughts?
Why am i always being told that i suck?
I can’t decide which is funnier…
or the more ironic
I’m currently in favor of the second.
Here’s another I just came up with
Why would we need pot when we have catnip?
My random thoughts?
HOLY SHI- (looks at forum) MACKEREL, that was a HUGE hairball…
What’s for dinner?
Hi Opal!
TUMMYRUB TIME!
Heyyyyy, it’s Frosfir! How YOU doin?
Why the BEEP am I posting on this thread?
[sub]immediate afterthought: Postcount padding, of course.[/sub]
Dragwyr
November 25, 2001, 8:07pm
9
Well, my random thoughts always seem to revolve around sex so I’ll just keep them to myself.
Random questions that have come to mind:
What happens to the order of the universe if you listen to AM radio after noon?
What tune does a tuna fish play?
What kind of polarity do polar bears have? Positive or negative? North or south?
Bossk
November 25, 2001, 8:26pm
11
People would be much more humble if it took them hours and hours to poop, like aquarium fish. It’s hard to be an aloof snob with a three-foot turd tail following you wherever you go.
Kbean
November 25, 2001, 8:33pm
12
If you were traveling cross country on a three-story canoe, then how many belgian waffles would it take to build a doghouse?
Yes but duct tape is awesome shit, man.
Random thoughts:
I hate Sunday’s without my Broncos.
If you haven’t, try Good Earth’s Spiced Tea, it’s good stuff.
I should be cleaning but instead I am on the 'net.
The weather outside is frightful…
Damn.
I just cleaned out the fish tank, bought a new air stone, and my fish didn’t even notice. He is just sitting there with a terd hanging off his butt. Go fish.
Zyada
November 25, 2001, 10:46pm
15
It’s 72 degrees, sunny and I need to trim my tree. It just doesn’t feel quite right somehow.
The sky has interesting shades of red and purple tonight.
My cat just charged into the room, asked for and ate a potato chip, and charged out.
Kordell Stewart looks like a real quarterback this year.
No one’s getting presents for Christmas this year. They don’t deserve 'em.
Why the hell am I sick?
Aaaahhh!!! Why’d I smash that spider?
This song sucks…
I like pencils.
I do way too many happy dances in real life.
I am so glad the high was finally something comfortable. 63 is such a nice temperature. And it rained…yay!
I’m running out of freakin’ Kleenex. It’s all the dog’s fault. She ate our last box. muttering
I’m hungry. Time to see what isn’t in the cupboards today.
If Goofy is a dog and he wears pants, why doesn’t Pluto?
Who invented chalk?
How does a hair know when it’s been cut?
And oh yeah … I hate love.
When I read Syko’s comment about Pluto, I thought of this one…
Why does Donald wear just a shirt and Mickey wears just shorts? Why don’t they both just wear full outfits?
Oh, and I wasn’t kidding about my dog eating our last box of Kleenex. Apparently it tastes good. Stupid dog.
I hate psychology. It makes me feel like I have a whole bunch of disorders. I can’t though. Or can I?
