I think Steve Martin and Tom Hanks should do a comedy movie together.
I can’t wait until there are two pit threads begun at approximately the same time, one complaining about an idiot noisy neighbour, and the other complaining about the freak next door who goes nuts at him whenever he plays his stereo.
I am surprised to discover that ‘irregardless’ is in many dictionaries.
Bruce Campbell is underrated.
Your turn.
My cat’s stitches come out in ten days.
I read some of the weirdest threads (and the replies therein) when I’m tired. 
I think my life is missing something…
Recent song’s in my playlist
“Love Stinks”
“Don’t you want somebody to love”
I enjoy steak.
If I mount the aluminum bracket on the core properly, and pad it right, I should be able to have a glaive that I can use to pull shields out of the way.
I enjoy steak too.
I had the least tasty steak of my life last night.
I hear chirping in my ears. Or is it crickets? It bothers me that I can’t tell.
My daughter likes to say “Look at me, I’m invisible.”
For reasons I no longer remember, we took “Native American” names when we visited Walt Disneyworld. I was Masticated Venue and she was Toasty Snowball.
E-bay has 4 pages of Dam trolls for sale, but not the one I really want.
Slightly melty ice cream is a wonderful treat.
I work with some real idiots - some seem to have raised idiocy to an art form.
My dog left lots of nose prints on the inside windows of my van - I really should wash the windows. In fact, the whole van is pretty nasty. Maybe this weekend I can clean it up.
the weather is absolutely beautiful and I’m cooped up inside an office. What a waste. Weather is going to be nice this weekend, for a change, so I can go skydiving, hopefully.
My bycicle was making funny noises when I ccyled over this morning, maybe I should oil it again.
And why oh why are periods so painful?
I’m going to make a cup of tea - but i’m in two minds about whether to have Earl Grey or English Breakfast.
I’ve just been taken aside by the Divisional Manager and ordered to take some time off because he thinks i’m working to hard.
I’m not working - i’m building a Championship Manager style web-based game for the office intranet.
I really need to pick my nose, but everyone in the office would see me do it.
Welby - won’t work against my florentine
I don’t have cats.
I like steak. But not pie.
My hat, it has three corners.
Its precisely 2pm here and strangely sunny.
Welby and Ludovic are talking about Armour.
I’m worried because i don’t know how or why i know that.
I may be getting a new kitten this weekend. If they’re done, that is (they were in the cooling process last time I checked).
Some places just don’t know how to make a decent pizza.
Steak is good.
I wish I had some pie dough. Not a pie, just a big piece of pie dough. Man I love raw dough.
That unopened bottle of apple juice has been sitting on my desk since December.
Someone in sales is talking entirely too loud and she’s about 50 feet away from me. What must that sound like over where she’s sitting.
My dog had some crap crusted around her eyes this morning but I didn’t have time to scrape it off. I’ve left a note for the hubby who gets home at 3:30 to do it.
Ludovic I’ll just stab you before you close in.
Garius don’t worry, we’re talking about weapons, not armor.
I want some gummy bears.
Haribo Gold-bears are the best, all others are pathetic imitations.
I wish I could get a decent lunch here, and the coffee stinks
I want a new job
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Oh, and I couldn’t resist this.
Confucious also say: Man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger.
I have a “System of a Down” song running in my mind now.
In ten minutes I will be getting up to have my morning Coke/snack chips break.
It is raining today and I love it.
My tests at work are not working and I can’t figure out why.
I hope The Onion will be funny today (I haven’t checked it yet).
I like the treadmill.
That miniseries Traffik was awesome - I saw Part 1-3 last night.
Blue Highways is one of my favorite books.
Blueberries are good on cereal.