Randomly rotten customer service stories

Back when Ivylad first hurt his back, he had gotten a prescription for pain pills from the ER. This was very late at night, and the pharmacy couldn’t verify the insurance, so they gave us a few pills and tell us to come back in the morning.

I arrive early the next morning. The store is deserted. There are no other customers at the pharmacy counter. I go up and tell them I’m here to pick up the remainder of my husband’s prescription.

Instead of getting it, all three employees go hang out by the register, where one of them is trying to buy a stick of gum with the card swipe machine so he can get some extra money, and the other two are trying to help him operate this sophisticated piece of machinery. I’m glaring at them, and finally declare, “Excuse me, my husband has been in pain all night and I would appreciate it if one of you would get me his pills.”

One of the employees muttered something under her breath about Gum Buying Employee being a customer too, but the prescription was filled and I stormed out of there.

Don’t ever go to Eckerd’s.

Sooo, that means, She made the leash to your exact specs, BEFORE YOU CALLED??? :dubious: She’s wasting a great talent. And why hasn’t she won the lotto?

A library card is not a valid form of ID. It’s just a card you sign up for.

If you don’t have it, there’s no real way to prove you have one.

Yes, your library card is linked to your address, so a driver’s license can get you into your record at most libraries, if you don’t have any ID at all, no library would just take your word for it.

Then they need to change the machines. They read: SWIPE CARD OR ENTER PHONE NUMBER. Looks like they need to change their web site also:

If the library advertised the same - forget your library card and you can use your phone number - I would expect to be able to use my phone number to check out books. If I forgot my ATM card, I would expect to have to actually go inside the bank to make a deposit. Not the same thing.

Just leave without paying and never go back there again.

OK, that’s a little different. I didn’t know this was an advertised feature.

For my local grocer’s discount card, if you forget yours there are staff cards at each register that the cashier can swipe for you. Kinda kills the whole exclusivity of the club, but a good deal for us customers.

Not really a nightmare customer service thing, but it could have turned into one I suppose… (long story, sorry)

Back in 1997 or 98, I was on a choir trip across the country with about 30 other college students. On this particular day, we sung in Phoenix, AZ and afterwards, we all walked to this little Mexican restaurant somewhere in the downtown area

Well, our bubbly college group bounded into the empty restaurant and took up nearly every seat in the place. The look of horror on the waitress’s face was priceless.

Everyone picked a seat and I ended up sitting nearest to the door that led to the kitchen. (It was one of those doors that swings open in both directions for a bit and then eventually closes. ) After we were seated she brought menus around to everyone and tried to maintain her plastic smile. She disappeared into the kitchen and came back with water, chips and salsa for the tables, then disappeared back to the kitchen.
When she came back out of the kitchen with big trays of food and drinks, she slammed, yes, SLAMMED, the waters down on the table, splashing more than one of us with the drinks, then she slammed bowls of salsa onto the table, messing up pristine white shirts. She started to complain to everyone, very loudly that we were such a big group and that nobody had called ahead to warn her.

This was of course, understandable to say the least, and we all did what we could to order simply from the menu with no special requests of ‘this or that’ on the side, or requests to cook anything differently than what was described on the menu. We were very patient with her and we told her to take her time.

Back into the kitchen she darted. At some point, I realized that she was becoming a little more belligerent after each pass from the kitchen into the dining room, so I started to watch her. Sure enough, every time she would go back into the kitchen, I could see her through the swinging door, taking a shot of tequila.
Back into the dining room to bring something out, then back again into the kitchen to take another shot.

It went on like this for a long time, and she became progressively drunker, and then she noticed that I had seen her doing shots. At this point, she burst in to tears and rushed out to me. She threw her arms around my neck and just continued to sob. Everyone stared at her so I tried to calm her as best as I could and then asked if I could come into the kitchen with her and away from the prying eyes of everyone else.

Into the kitchen we went and she explained that apparently, about 45 minutes before we arrived at the restaurant, their main waitress had walked off the job, leaving her as the only person there to take the orders. And not only that, but she was a new hire. This happened to be her very first day on the job.

I gave her a hug, grabbed a cloth to dry her eyes, then we both had a shot of tequila.
I grabbed an apron and helped her bring all the plates out and refill the water and tea glasses.
It ended up being a good time for all, and I didn’t mind helping because I really did feel bad for her.
The people who were sprayed with salsa were pretty pissed though. At the end of lunch, she tried to split her tips with me, but I just accepted the free meal from the manager. I turned down his offer of employment though.

Ah, good times.

Worst. Service. Ever.

Didn’t happen to me, but that still sucks.

Hi,

I manage a vet hospital and about once a month I go to Sam’s Club to pick up our fax order. Every few months or so I have to “break in” a new fax-order person (i.e I don’t want my stuff on a pallet and I don’t want or need help getting the stuff out to my truck- I say these things nicely of course). The help issue can get annoying. I am a short person, and a girl- so I get asked if I need help every time. I definitely appreciate the offer, but prefer to do it myself. I politely decline and usually go on my merry way. This time however, the new fax order person, after I declined, followed me out and INSISTED on helping me. He told me to pull my truck up and he would load it. I again told him I did not want help but he would not give it up so I said fine. I pulled my truck up and he proceeded to bitch me out because of where I parked it. I DIDN"T WANT TO PARK IT!! I would have just taken my shit to where it was in the first place. He got the most disgusted look on his face and when he was done, and I told him (a little sarcastically, I admit) “Thanks” and the jackass didn’t respond just literally stormed back into the store.

Luckily he was gone the next month and I didn’t have to deal with him ever again because I would have changed to Costco.

Denny’s attempted to rip me off with one of their “$2 breakfast meals” once. It does say in little print on the menu that the deal is not good from 12am-6am, but we got there at 11:35. Of course, the waitress didn’t actually take our order for 20 minutes. And the food didn’t come until well after midnight. I cynically pointed out to my companions that they’d probably try to charge us the full price because they were so damn slow. When the check came, I was quick to check it and see that they’d don exactly that. I called back the waitress and pointed out that we had been overcharged for our breakfasts.

“Sorry, that deal doesn’t apply after midnight and (looks at the clock) it’s 12:15.”

“Yeah, it is now. But it was before 12 when we got here, and it was before 12 when we ordered. If you hadn’t waited for 20 minutes to take our orders, it would have been before 12 when we finished, too.”

Unfortunately, she went to change it, leaving me unable to threaten to stay there drinking free coffee for the next six hours until my eggs would once again be cheap.

Well, it’s very close to the kind of story the OP said she didn’t want to hear, but I still find it amusing … My wife and I went to lunch one day at a restaurant near the company we both worked for. Some trepidation was involved, as we’d gotten poor service at times in the past, but hope springs eternal, right? Started off OK-waiter took our drink orders, came back with our drinks, took our lunch orders, and off he went.

(Wait.)

(Wait some more.)

(What the hey?)

About thirty-five minutes later, waiter reappears at our table for the first time since he took our order. Proudly delivering … the check.

:confused:

We had to get back to work at that point, so the offer of a free lunch from the manager didn’t do us much good. Lord knows when or if it would have arrived … That place was out of business less than half a year after our last visit, surprisingly.

Well, the waiter was a dick.

But if your wife is in the habit of asking about the pepper after her meal has already been delivered, then i don’t have much sympathy, i’m afraid. If you’re allergic to something, you need to mention it before you order.

This was a few years ago, when PriceLine was still doing their “You name the price, and maybe we’ll sell it to you!” business strategy. I was planning to fly to Austin for a break, and had checked PriceLine’s site to see if I could get a good deal. I read through their stuff, see something like “we’ll send you an email within 24 hours if your bid has been accepted”, and take that at face value. After a couple of days of not hearing anything, I assume that my bid wasn’t high enough, so I go ahead and order the tickets from someone else, for about $50 more.

Three weeks later, I get an email from them saying “Congratulations! Your bid has been accepted!” The email shows a Sent: date of when I’d originally placed the bid (let’s say November 24), but the headers show it didn’t leave their system until the current date (December 14).

I managed to find a phone number for Priceline, and get a customer service rep who says, in essense “there’s nothing we can do - you have to talk to the airline.”

I then call Delta Airlines and after a few phone calls they tell me (I asked a few questions, and got the rep to state this explicitly) that they do not have any control over reservations on their flights, and cannot do anything about cancelling one of the two identical itineraries I now have.

About 6 months later (and 5 months after the actual trip), after a letter to Delta’s President’s Office, I got a refund from them and forgave them. Priceline, however, has not gotten another dime from me.

Last summer I took a road trip to Miami for my niece’s wedding, and stopped off in Orlando for a couple days along the way to take advantage of a timeshare in Kissimmee. I didn’t plan ahead much, and a heavy downpour in Atlanta showed my wiper blades were pretty much shot. Looking around a bit, I also noticed I was overdue for an oil change and tire rotation as well. I figure that since I have a week in Kissimmee, I could spare a morning to get the work done on the car at some local auto place.

Well, there was a Wal-Mart Supercenter a block away, with an Auto Center, and the next nearest place is miles away, and can’t get me in until next Thursday, so I go into Wally World. I’m one of the first cars to arrive (only two ahead of me), so I figure I won’t be there too long.

Guess again. Two hours later, and my car hasn’t even been started on, yet there’s a steady progression of vehicles moving through the garage. When I ask what the hold-up is, I’m rudely informed that they can’t drop everything just to work on my car, and I’d have to wait my turn. When I inform them I’ve already been there two hours, I’m told I should expect delays because they were extremely busy. When I tell them I was the third car in that morning, and their posted policy is “first-come-first-served,” I’m cursed. In Spanish.

The manager is not helpfull; his attitude is essentially, “Whaddaya want me to do? I’m busy, go away.”

I go back to automotive with the intention of taking my car and leaving, and I’m informed my car is already in the garage, so I collect my temper, sit down and read a newspaper. An hour later, I’m told it’s done, I pay, and I’m outta there.

A week and change later, I’m driving home, and hit light rain in Tennessee, so I flip on my wipers only to discover that they’re the exact same wipers I drove down with, and paid Wal-Mart to replace.

I go to the Wal-Mart just a few miles up from where I live, demanding new wiper blades are installed, and am informed I would have to go back to the store where I had the problem in the first place. I tell them there was no way in hell I was driving to Orlando Fl for a pair of wiper blades, and their attitude is, “that’s your choice, there’s nothing we can do about it.”

3 months later, I go into a local (and fairly reputable) auto service center for an oil change. These folks are my “regular” service center and have a decent maintenance log of the work done on my car since moving to the St. Louis area in mid '03. After the mechanic looks at my car, the manager asks me when I last had it serviced, and I tell him where, and what was done. He has some news for me:

-My oil and filter were not changed; the oil’s filthy, has metal contamination, and the filter still has the local service center’s “stamp” on it from the oil change prior to the one I (supposedly) had done by Wal-Mart in Fl.

-My tires were not rotated; this chain of service centers “marks” their customer’s wheels in an out-of-the-way (not visible) location to track tire rotations amongst the regular customers, and the tires are in the exact same spot they were when they last rotated them.

-My air filter, barely six months old, has been (almost assuredly deliberately) punctured in several locations.

-On a hunch, they checked my tranny fluid and filter, and find it in much the same state as the engine oil and filter.

Mustering all of my self-control (my mind dwells on my collection of fine firearms, all clean and olied, sitting in my gun safe at home), I ask the manager of my local auto service to catalog all of this in a letter for me, and to go ahead and make whatever repairs he deems necessary. He does all of this, and replaces my by-now almost totally useless wiper blades, and knocks 50% off the price of the work. Needless to say, I am now a rabidly loyal customer.

I sent a copy of the letter to my local Wal-Mart, the Kissimmee Wal-Mart, and another copy to Wal-Mart Corp. HQ. I also filed a complaint with the Better Business Bureau.

I have yet to receive any kind of reply, from any level of Wal-Mart Corporation, or even the BBB.

You are a saint.

This story just serves to justify my long held grudge against Wal-Mart. Hate them. HATE THEM!

-foxy

I admit that I’m in the habit of sending in nasty, complicated paperwork more or less just under the wire for deadline.

My BC/BS provider has a deadline of 12/31 for claims from the 2 years previous. Apparently, to lessen the inevitable holiday crush, they’ve devised an elegant solution to deal with such miscreant claimants as I: Shitcan claims that arrive just before 12/31 and process them with a “Date Rec’d” after 12/31. (This is easy to do when many of your employees are off; just find a sufficiently high-piled IN box, deposit, and go away whistling “Silent Night.”) Presto! “Claim denied due to late filing.”

I got 'em back the first time: I sent them FedEx, signature required, and replied armed with a name, tracking number, date and time delivered. They reconsidered the claim and paid up (eventually).

Next time I sent my claim in a week earlier.

The provider just shitcanned it a week longer.

Repeat process until in a lather.