Vision Fading.
Must. Reach. Lever.
No Strength left.
Assume heroic pose!
Worst. Rant. Ever!
Beneath the Planet of the Apes reference noted.
Assertion that Star Wars was better.
Flames random doper that has yet to post here.
Finds other niggling point in OP to refute with blithering illogic.
Threatens to leave SDMB.
Post about LOTR again, this time using it to liken other posters to Nazis.
Outrage at use of racially-charged word “n*ggling”
Homerish “Mmmmmm- catfood
pie
milk spurting from nose
blithering illogic.”
Appeal to family authority who served at the Nuremburg War Crimes Trials, showing that I am more qualified than other poster to liken people to Nazis.
Reference to Treasure of the Sierra Madre, which nobody recognizes because it’s not the common misquoted version.
Reappears to demand why nazi mods have not banned posters for referring to other posters as nazis.
Statement of believe in the innocence of banned poster.
Refers to many private emails, instant messages, billboards, and radio commercials in support of stance on mods.
Froths at mouth briefly in re SDMB cabal.
Entire post in Esparanto with glaring syntax errors.
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Senseless pop culture reference that no one finds funny anymore.
One liner designed to stroke poster’s vanity and ease tension.
Suggestion that poster three pages ago do the research to disprove a point no one is arguing.
Regards,
Shodan
Random tangent virtually unrelated to OP.
Questioning validity of earlier cites. Statement noting the obvious bias.
Stroke ego of earlier poster, who is so funny.
Statment of understanding now why the OP threatened to leave and never come back. Anger. Solemn vow NOT to leave, because that would be an admissin that the Cabal has won.
Call for solidarity among those who agree with the OP’s views. Numerous references to the position of the OP as “The Cause”.
Added as an afterthought: Rant about all the LotR spoliers in this thread or linked to from this thread. General bitching about not having been able to see it yet.
Expression of disgust at the pointlessness of it all.
Statement of desire that the thread die a quick death.
<expletive deleted> you sailor! You don’t know what the <expletive deleted> you’re talking about. You and everyone else are just little <expletive deleted> suckers who will burn in the <expletive deleted> of <expletive deleted>. How the <expletive deleted> are we supposed to a <expletive deleted> pit rant when little <expletive deleted> like you come by and <expletive deleted> your <expletive deleted> in your <expletive deleted> whilst not <expletive deleted> understanding my <expletive deleted> you <expletive deleted><expletive deleted><expletive deleted> and your <expletive deleted> mother and her <expletive deleted> puppy dog <expletive deleted><expletive deleted> I’ll come round your <expletive deleted> and stick a <expletive deleted> up your <expletive deleted>ing <expletive deleted> using a flaming <expletive deleted>. That’ll show you you <expletive deleted>ing <expletive deleted>.
Deckchair.
Rubbing hands in glee at impending meltdown, though not actually participating.
Inquiry as why Tapioca is quoting from the leaked script to the next Kevin Smith film.
Assertion that all OP’s base are belong to us.
Indication of hurried flight from scene intended to evade objects being hurled at poster by offended onlookers.
Expresses remorse for leaving a comma out of the final sentence of last post. Admits that said post was made at 4 am after a sixteen hour drinking binge in the company of three underage crack whores. Realises that this would be illegal and complains about the inability to edit own posts.