It is posts like this that make me wonder why I bother. I’m going to try to keep this from being pitworthy.
pool, please tell me what happened here. Do you have some sort of memory problem which causes you to simply forget things moments after you’ve read them? Do you have some sort of condition giving you such a short attention span that you are rendered unable to concentrate on a thread? Or could you be so goddamn proud of your own ignorant opinions that you DON’T EVEN BOTHER TO READ A THREAD BEFORE POSTING IN IT???
I’ve responded to this piece of crap a million times in this thread alone. So many people have bleated that same supposedly original thought that even if the content of your post had any merit, it would still be entirely useless.
Since I doubt even now that you’ll bother checking out my other posts, I’ll give you a brief rundown of the points I’ve made in response to others posting the same glurge you have. Let’s call it “Why You’re Wrong 101.” There will be in the exam at the end of semester, so you’d better go over it carefully. I recommend you print it out, and review it each time you plan to post in this thread.
- You seem to be presuming that playing an instrument is some sort of sacred skill, impossibly difficult. This is a ridiculous notion.
Really, most pop music is incredibly simple. Most rock songs, for instance are very easy to play. How can you possibly claim some sort of high ground for music made by live instruments, when the most celebrated popular proponents of this music are hardly virtuosos? Ramones tracks are not hard to play. Who tracks, Rolling Stones tracks, Beatles tracks are not hard to play. You don’t need to be a genius to strum Yesterday, considered one of the greatest songs of the last century. This is another tragic part of this hip hop hatred: fans of rock n roll have forgotten that their music is meant to be simple and democratic. The glory of rock n roll was not some wanker listening to Pink Floyd in quadraphonic sound, but that any idiot could pick up a guitar and use it to express himself, using passion rather than technical proficiency. Go get on your fucking high horse about Classical music, but don’t dismiss hip hop as something requiring no talent (not true) when most other forms of popular music are equally as simple. Because Trey Anastasio isn’t popular music. Go tell some rock greats they were talentless before you start criticising hip hop for its simplicity.
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You denigrate lyric writing, again odd. Forget hip hop for the moment, let’s look at Bob Dylan. Dylan’s songs are ridiculously easy to play. I could play “Hey Mr Tambourine Man” in sixth grade after I’d been playing guitar for a week. And hell, it sure ain’t his voice that’s made him so respected. Do you think maybe that lyric writing is a skill at least equal to playing an instrument? Or, no wait, are you going to try telling me that John Mayer, apparently a very skilled guitarist, is better than Dylan because Dylan is only some dumb lyric writer, but Mayer has a real skill? Give me a fucking break.
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You ignore that rappers are not just lyricists. Rapping is a difficult skill, at least as difficult as playing an instrument. It also takes years of practice. Those guys you hear on MTV, even the worst rappers out there, have been developing the skill for years. And I tell you, it’s a lot harder than mastering the chords to “I Wanna Be Sedated.” Because, despite what you think, it is more about the sound than the words. Have you heard the word ‘flow?’ It refers to the sound of a rappers’ words, and it is very important. Good rap is defined by the control a rapper has over their voice, their use of rhythm and the timbre and sound of their voice. This is not to say that lyrics are unimportant, just secondary to the actual sound of the voice. You may think you can rap, despite having no practice. I call on you to put your money where your mouth is - I’ll upload an original instrumental as an mp3, and you can show us how good you are. Get a mic, do your own song. Hey, if it’s so easy we’ll become world famous. Just remember to say “bling” a lot :rolleyes:
As I said, it is both, but you are ignoring the other skills required. Let’s have a look at rapper Kanye West:
- Kanye West released his debut album this year. When it was released, he had three songs in the U.S. top 20 singles chart. He is a rapper, a producer and a writer. He wrote every track on the album. He produced every track on the album. He raps on every song on the album. He has written, co-written or produced songs for D12, Ludacris, Alicia Keys, Jay-Z and Talib Kweli, among others. He plays the roles of David/Bacharach, Mick Jagger and Brian Eno all in one. And you’re saying he’s not talented because he can’t strap on a guitar and bust out 3 chords like John Lennon could?
I’m fucking sick of having to defend this music all the time. Why must it only be hip hop that has to maintain an impossibly perfect standard? No one goes around claiming rock n roll is shit because of the presence of Bon Jovi and Good Charlotte. Yet someone sees one Puffy video and starts telling the world that hip hop has no value. No one goes around saying rock lyrics are meaningless just because they hear a Linkin Park song. But one party track and suddenly hip hop is all about guns and hos.
Or this, posted by Snooooopy:
No one criticises guitarists because there are unimaginative ones like those in Matchbox 20 or Train. No one says “I have no problem with guitar playing as a form of creativity, but I am frequently disappointed by how banal so many rock artists are.”
Why must rap be the only genre that is consistently judged by its lowest examples rather than its highest? It is truly shameful the ignorance shown in this thread. Even after people who have studied music have posted that they consider rap to be music (I’m not appealing to their authority, but that they have made good arguments based on sound principles and years of study), people continue posting the same ignorant arguments. How sad that many of these posters can sensibly debate the merits of abortion or the death penalty, but when confronted with a form of music they don’t like they start rabidly screaming “it’s not music!” and “it takes no talent.” pool, unclviny, Johnny Bravo, Alcatraz, Hail Ants, others: grow the fuck up.