That’s hot.
–gigi, not 20
Yup – but possibly too old for you – I’m 52. eye-batting smiley
Wow.
Wow.
Just…
Wow.
Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou all for helping me!
Someone answered my ad a few days ago. Things didn’t look promising, but I liked her pictures. They were a bit fuzzy, but she looked cute. So I replied, but she didn’t reply back. She did say to IM her though.
Well, I finally got that damned Yahoo IM installed. What a pain.
So I hopped on a little bit ago, and we started chatting. She says she’s a nurse. Or going to school to be one. Turns out she’s a model. And to her, age is “just a number.” She wanted to see a picture of me, so I posted one. She said I’m cute. So I asked for a picture of her. She sent a nice one. Then another. Then…
:eek:
Wow.
Wow.
I didn’t know she was that kind of a model. :eek:
I think I’m in luuuuuuuuuuuuv. The sad thing is, there’s no more mystery as to what she looks like buck nekkid.
Wow.
Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou all for helping me!
Wooooooah tiger. I dont want to rain on your parade, but allow me to utter a few words of caution.
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Play it cool. Even if you feel like you’re in “wuv,” it’s better to go slow and seem nonchalant. She’ll know how you feel even if you dont say it like a high school boy on prom night.
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Be careful. I’ve been doing the internet dating scene for a long long time, and I have never met a girl that shows naked pictures that fast. YMMV, but that’s a big red flag for me. I honestly wish the best for you, but I’m worried. Dont let your weener unduly influence you; that’s all.
I cant believe I’m lecturing somebody twice my age :eek:
:: crawls away ::
Just FYI, you have misspelled ‘afterwards’ as ‘afterwords’ 
Ahem…careful, there, tdn. It’s starting to sound like she might really be a hairy-armed, 35-year-old Russian guy out to get your dough…or perhaps a Bonnie Lee Bakley (of Robert Blake fame) who made a living leading guys on and bilking them for their dough.
Seriously.
I, for one, don’t know many really hot models who find it necessary to send ‘nekkid’ photos of themselves to guys they went searching for on the internet. Women like that are virtually born with boyfriends, and the choices they have available for romance are limitless. They usually have more of a problem with guys wanting to see them naked too soon, rather than not soon enough.
And on preview, I see Autolycus is of the same mind.
Proceed cautiously, my friend. Better you should hear these things now than after it’s too late.
Stop right there.
I’ll read the rest tomorrow. For tonight I’m going to believe that she’s a bad speller with diametrically opposed religious views who doesn’t believe in sex on the first date but just wants love, and yet sent me hot pictures of her tiny and perfect titties and beautifully shaved pussy, who really really wants me. Just for tonight, I also choose to believe that she has an identical twin sister who also believes in incestuous three-ways with middle-aged fat bald men that they just met on the internet.
And I’ll stay with this “reality” right up until the point when they ask for my credit card number. :dubious:
And thanks for the good warning, my very politically unaligned friend.
Yes, I know to both of them. While I’m open to the possibility of a hot young naked sexy chick wanting to grab my dicky at the mere sight of my sexy bald head, I’m experienced enough to be careful. I’ll proceed with extreme caution and an appropriate dose of skepticism. Even so, it’s fun to know that I joined a site where someone flirts with me and sends me free porn, and it’s fun to live the fantasy for a few hours.
BTW, check your SDMB inbox. I sent you a message.
Oops! Thanks!
You are more than welcome, my politically forgiving friend.
Upon sleeping (restlessly as hell) on the matter, I think you are right. This situation bears close resemblance to most of my hottest fantasies, which either means that my life is about to come completely together, or completely apart. Something’s a-brewin’, and most likely it’s trouble.
The possibilities are:
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She’s genuine
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She’s trouble, but just the kind of trouble I’m tempted to fuck up my life with right now. I can’t resist me a good bit of life-threatening trouble with a hot babe. Yes, I’ll come to regret it in a huge way, but what a way to go!
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This is the latest version of the Nigerian scam. Hide your wallets, folks.
My heart and my brain are diametrically opposed on the likelyhood of these possibilties. While my brain says no to #1, there are small bits of evidence that she might be on the up and up. I’m not sure if I’d be a bigger fool for going for it, or not going for it.
So I guess I will proceed. Cautiously. But I will proceed.
Very very cautiosly.
You are no doubt aware of the fee charged for all such assistances rendered.
As I reckon your account, you now owe one picture of either her tiny and perfect titties or her beautifully shaved pussy.
I was going to suggest that if the picture is a bit of random porn that someone is simply using to entice you, there may be people here who could say that they’ve seen that picture or that model in a magazine or a movie, or on a Web site. So if you posted it for all of us to see, we might be able to save you some trouble.
What? What!?! I’m just trying to be helpful!
I’ll have to give you an IOU on that. I’m going on the assumption that she sent me those photos with the understanding that I wouldn’t wallpaper the 'Net with them. I don’t want to break that trust.
On the other hand, anyone that sends a complete stranger nude photos of herself is probably neither ashamed of her body nor shy about showing it. Damn, if I had a body like that, I’d be sharing it with the world. But mostly I’d just stay home and masturbate in front of a mirror.
But seeing as how I want to entertain the smallest and most unrealistic fantasy that this chick, due to some miracle by the very hand of the God I have come to regard as nonexistant (and now I’m wishing I’m wrong about that) becomes my girlfriend, I’m not going to blow it all over a “How COULD you? I trusted you!”
But if you want, I’ll send you a picture of my penis.
No, but if you’re familiar with the world of porn, I can show you her profile.
I’m familiar with it, and I’ve never seen her before.
Moi? Familiar with porn? Are you joking? What in the world makes you think that a single, straight, 51-year-old guy would be familiar with porn. Not me, no sirree! Nope. Never touch the stuff.
I just said that some people here might be familiar with porn. You know, theoretically.
Anyway, I’m still shuddering at this:
You’re probably wrong about that. It’s like a damned convent around here.
Mmm, nuns…
Well, OK. But I will definately be waiving the handling sir charge!
Of course, before you click on send, consider these wise words:
Good point. So nevermind.
Update on the model that sent me the nude pictures:
While my curiosity was piqued, I tried to ferret out if she was for real.
She is. The poor dear is worried sick about her dying grandmother. She is out of the country visiting her. Poor thing. And we’re going to get together just as soon as she gets back. From Nigeria. Which is just as soon as I send her money for the plane ticket.
Yes, sweetie pie, I’ll whip it out (my credit card, that is) just as soon as I finish laughing my ass off.
Wow. I wonder if I should report her.