In his book (Published by Owlswick Press) To Serve Man - A Cookbook For People. He was of the opinion that the ideal man to eat was an athelete who had dieted down to a certain weight class. I believe he recommends wrestlers. If you really want, I can try to find my copy and post the passage in question.
All Wrong. The best would be a Fox News employee.
You’d have Two reasons to throw up and it would help you maintain your weight.
I think the female Fox News employees might contain too many toxic chemicals for safe ingestion. All that tanning spray, hair bleach, makeup, fake nails. Just sitting in that toxic stew under hot lights for years. Can’t be good.
Wouldn’t you want a plump, sedentary young woman? No real intramuscular connective tissue to deal with (sedentary, young), no gamy flavor from male hormones (female), and probably due to the lack of exercise and attendant chub, you’d have fine marbled meat.
Dibbs in the brisket.