Or at least the Trans-Conditional swirlitometer for one!
Moved from IMHO to MPSIMS.
Even if it doesn’t do squat, it looks really impressive and that’s half the power right there. Very cool. 
Or to put it another way, “It doesn’t do anything, that’s the beauty of it”
Where is that from??
I figured it was an elaborate bullshift grinder…but then I saw that it used fire to do so…that made it even better!
Don’t ask. 
No, if you look clearly you can clearly see that it’s simply a bi-focaloidal trasmaiguer unit.
Ah, but that depends on which way you spin it! Lefty loosy, righty tighty and all that.