A male coworker of mine, when asked what color his socks were, replied, “Cream”. Now, I don’t know about yooz guys, but I have never referred to the color off-white as cream. This got me thinking about a few others.
Real men don’t:
Shop - They walk in a store and buy the stuff they need.
Run errands - They just have shit to do.
Wear bikini underwear - This was discussed recently.
Beat up women - They just beat up other men.
Pick their nose - They use a farmers napkin.
Drive minivans or minipickups - Or mini-anything for that matter.
Get their haircut at a salon - A saloon, maybe, but never a salon.
Meet a date at a restaurant - They pick 'em up at home.
Wear cowboy boots - Unless they ride a horse to work.