Okay so I was going to pit y’all anyway given that you are perhaps the most useless music player available. I mean… you’ve been asking for it. (and yeah, I already have media player so we generally don’t have to associate.) But then I made the mistake of signing up for the free trial of your Superpass. It was stupid, I know. But I missed Bush’s interview with Diane Sawyer and ABC insisted we had to make peace if I wanted to watch. So I signed up.
And well, you know what happened next, but let’s share with the class, shall we? You wouldn’t play the god-damned fucking clip. No, instead you just cheerfully kept offering to let me sign up for your service when by that time, I had decided I would prefer to stick it in a camel until a rectocele forms.
So after I had calmed down, I returned to your website, the tenth ring of hell, to cancel my “Super” account. Once there I was directed to tell them why I wanted to cancel your service. No profanity was used, I swear. Um, No, no swearing. Stay away from swearing.
At last your handlers gave me a phone number to call so I might leave this lovely relationship. But only before 9 at night. So we begin again the next day.
Put in semipolite comment, get phone number, call. Okay, all is well again. Now we run into another issue. It seems that You, Real Player, have chosen not to have whole songs as your hold music, but clips interspersed with ads with your rhapsody service(I wouldn’t this service if rabid bandicoots were chasing me carrying needles tainted with Hanta virus).
I will admit that the woman who picked up was very friendly and canceled my service without question. Who wouldn’t?
-Lil