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Sorry guys. I really, really couldn’t resist!
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Bwa-Effing-Ha! 
Brilliant parody work, Nenno. Hats off to ya!
Can one parody a parody?
Nice outfit!
This is one of the most brillant things I have ever read. I can die a happy man now.
:goes off to commit seppuku now:
Hey, anyone have a frisbee I can borrow?
Sometimes you feel crap in your heart? :eek:
Ya had me until the midi file started up…after that I couldn’t flee fast enough. Sorry about that, I probably overreact on the subject, but I personally find them even more annoying than blink tags.
At least blink tags do it quietly.
Bad midi files are tools of the Devil. Honest. Woudn’t lie to a fellow Doper…or at least not without a really really good reason.
Q- Why is everybody obcessed with Cecil Adams?
A- Cecil is the ultimate master. On one hand, he doesn’t give a crap, but on the other hand, Cecil is never wrong, and is very precise.
But what made me giggle (besides the pee pee part) was the fact that the midi playing was Big Pimpin.
bwahahahahahahaha
Thanks for the input. I changed it, mostly. I left “paradox”, though, because it just cracks me up.