Really dumb "loopholes" people you know tried to do legally/criminally and failed miserably

[kenobi_65]

@Rebo

Link?

This one, I believe.

Why are you always late?

This may come across as a pitting but I honestly want to know the thinking process behind being late all of the time. This is one of the sticking points between Mrs. Cad and me. She is always late. ALWAYS. She says we are leaving at 12:15 to make an appointment at 1:00. So of course she gets up at 11:55, takes a leisurely shower and we may wander out the door at :12:30 if lucky and end up 10 minutes late to the appointment. EVERY F’ING TIME. How is it that people can’t figure out how to w…