I forget to mention that the Howard Dean special move was hysterical.
How do you stop the procreation?
That was the most fun I’ve ever had on an internet video game.
I took out the end boss with Rosie O’Donnell’s pink triangle attack 
Crap----I got to the point where they were explaining how the dividend tax cut allows the super rich to get away with paying less percentage tax than everybody else when it froze up. 
It took me 39 minutes to beat. So either I’m a better player or just a faster reader than Happy Lendervedder 
I took a dump half-way through.
I was Jesus Christ when he asked me for sex! Funny, I didn’t even realize it was Tinky-Winky.
I think it took me about 45 minutes to get through the whole game (I stopped watching the timer after the magic metal tube hit Washington).
Forty minutes for me. I was also Jesus when Tinky Winky propositioned me. I took out the three-headed Bush with Christopher Reeves’ stem cell attack. Who’s the last character you pick up? The last one I got was Jessica Lynch, but there’s supposed to be one more, isn’t there?
John Kerry is the last one and he turns into Voltron to fight the 3 headed Bush boss.
Yeah, me too…is there a way to prevent that?
In other news…who made this game, anyway?
I completed it in 31 minutes, first time. Not that I’m bragging or anything. I did think all those anti-Bush stats were just holding up the game though. Yup, Bush is a naughty boy now let me explode some pigs henchmen!!! Anyways, the original EmoGame had a much better storyline, trying to save Rose McGowan for some hot poon. 
Oh yeah. He died right away. 
Dude!!! Link?
You know I think reading this thread has got to be the most surreal thing I’ve read in a while.
It’s even more surreal, Zebra, if you pretend the OP doesn’t exist and just begin reading at post #2.
Yeah, my Kerry/Voltron got destroyed in 2 seconds.
Can anyone expand on the Emogame deal? They a company? A person? Do they make other games? etc. etc.
Actually I answered most of my questions by going to emogame.com
Duke, Thurmaturge, you can download it and play the stand alone executable. That should fix the problem.
How long do you think it’ll be until “John Kerry’s blazing Voltron sword attack” becomes the next obscure internet in-joke?
Cheers, World Eater! I’ll try that next.
I didn’t get a chance to use Michael Moore or Jesus. What were their special moves?