I never did get Springsteen but I have always liked Bruce Willis.
Have fun with your new hairstyle but don’t give up on the livestock just yet. A man needs to have an outlet.
I never did get Springsteen but I have always liked Bruce Willis.
Have fun with your new hairstyle but don’t give up on the livestock just yet. A man needs to have an outlet.
If I may be so bold, I’d like to offer some additional changes you could make once the Bruce Willis thing grows tiresome. You could:
Accumulate massive amounts of wealth, wear tight, black body armor, with a cowl and cape, and fight crime in a major city – Bruce Wayne.
Grow your hair back, preferrably feathered, become an Olympic decathalon winner - Bruce Jenner.
Defeat the English armies at Bannockburn, become King of Scotland – Robert the Bruce.
Get a prosthetic chin, star in B movies, and write a book - Bruce Campbell.
Become proficient at martial arts, so much so you can develop your own style, then make some great kung fu movies – Bruce Lee
Ditch the wife and kids, become the least funny gay man on the planet – Bruce Vilanch.
Keep the wife, but have lots of sex with strippers, become the least funny man ever arrested for obscenity – Lenny Bruce.
Win the Pulitzer for your account of the Army of the Potomac – Bruce Catton.
Personally, I think the next most logical step is Lenny Bruce. But you have a plethora of options.
OK, Scylla, it has been a few days, how about some actual pics! Please?
Bruce is a silly name.
So far so good. Bold move, but it’s a heck of a lot easier than “the combover/forward”.
I’ve found that I frighten adults a bit but young kids still smile at me. How cool is that? Sadly I’m probably more reminiscent of Billy Corgan or James Carville, although when I lived in Asia I did have a lot of little kids call me “Beckham”.
These can all be positives. I wonder about the Pubbie thing, though.
Let’s not be rash. Everybody needs an outlet. Including sheep.
What, is your name not Bruce?
That’s an interesting picture of Bruce you posted there. Will you too be removing every lampshade in your house to expose the round, naked bulb now that you’re a shaver? If so, please report your wife’s reaction to that one as well.
Are you seriously going to do Western States? That would be awesome.
The next time your wife tries to kill you by burying you under a plow, you could turn green and tear your pants.
Bruce Banner!
No, I’m pretty sure that Scylla’s name is actually Bruno.
Some pictures of him are below. 
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000002ZB0/qid=1113406541/sr=2-1/ref=pd_bbs_b_2_1/103-9899427-2606223
http://www.brucewillis.com/filmography/film.cfm?film_ID=46
You guys are all ignoring the essential point here…
If Scylla shaved his head and polished it to reflect the sun’s rays, what kind of death ray would it be?