I swear I get hairier every year. Up until my early 20s I thought I’d take after dad in the hair department. He’s got a bit of leg and arm hair, but almost nothing on the torso other than the universal pits and crotch. Then, when I was about 23 or 24 I started getting wider shoulders and thicker muscles, which I liked, along with body hair and extra pudge, which I didn’t.
It started as a soul patch on my sternum, that gradually spread across my chest, and a “happy trail” from my bellybutton down. That wasn’t so bad. Now, however, I’ve got the crap everywhere. Thank the gods I don’t have hairy shoulders or kidney patches, but part of me wonders if that’s only a matter of time, considering that it was only about 6 or 7 years ago that my torso was close to hairless. Damn hair is starting to show signs of coming out my nose and ears sometime in the future.