If you could recast a classic movie using any actors past or present in order to ruin it as completely as possible, who would you choose?
Example: Star Wars, with…
Matthew McConaughey as Han Solo
Mel Gibson as Darth Vader
Wanda Sykes as Princess Leia
Ronald Reagan as Obi-Wan
and Joe Pesci as Luke Skywalker.
Go!
Casablanca
Keanu Reeves as Rick
Kate Capshaw as Ilsa
Chris tucker as Sam
Rob Schneider as Louis
Vincent D’Onofrio as Victor
Predator, starring…
Jon Heder as Dutch
Steve Buscemi as Dillon
Robert Downey Jr. as Blain
Billy Dee Williams as Mac
Bob Saget as Hawkins
Richard Dreyfuss as Ramirez
Marisa Tomei as Anna
The Crying Indian as Billy
Danny DeVito as The Predator
Psycho:
Vince Vaughn … Norman Bates
Anne Heche ... Marion Crane
Julianne Moore ... Lila Crane
Viggo Mortensen ... Samuel 'Sam' Loomis
William H. Macy ... Milton Arbogast
Robert Forster ... Dr. Fred Simon
Philip Baker Hall ... Sheriff Al ChambersStar Wars (1939 version)
Luke Skywalker - Mickey Rooney
Princess Leia - Judy Garland
Han Solo - Buster Crabbe
Obi Wan - Wallace Beery
Chewbacca - Lon Chaney Jr
C3PO - Jack Haley
R2D2 - Billy Barty
Darth Vader - Bela Lugosi
Gone with the Wind
Rhett Butler – Jim Carrey
Scarlett O’Hara – Drew Barrymore
Gone With The Wind:
Pee Wee Herman – Rhett Butler
Paris Hilton – Scarlett O’Hara
Hmm, I think the above will suffice.
<<Edited to add: SHoulda done preview, RealityChuck. Heh, heh>>
Gone with the Wind
Scarlett O’Hara --Jennifer Lopez
Ashley Wilkes – Johnny Depp
Rhett Butler – Tom Cruise
**Gone with the Wind **(This really needs its own thread.)
Scarlett O’Hara: Roseanne
Rhett Butler: Gary Coleman
Ashley Wilkes: Carrot Top
Melanie: Fran Drescher
Mammy: Wanda Sykes
Titanic:
Danny DeVito as Jack
Rosie Perez as Rose
Steven Seagal as Cal
I see what you did there. :dubious:
The African Queen starring Paris Hilton
Annie Hall starring Paris Hilton
The Big Sleep starring Paris Hilton
Bonnie and Clyde starring Paris Hilton
Casablanca starring Paris Hilton
It’s a Wonderful Life starring Paris Hilton
**Notorious **starring Paris Hilton
Rear Window starring Paris Hilton
The Searchers starring Paris Hilton
To Kill A Mockingbird starring Paris Hilton
Need I go on?
Gilbert Gottfried as the VOICE of Darth Vader
ya know, this might not be too bad… 
Arsenic and Old Lace
Eddie Murphy as …Mortimer Brewster
Britteny Spears as …Elaine Harper
William H. Macy as …Jonathan Brewster
Lucy Lawless as …O’Hara
Steve Buscemi as …Mr. Witherspoon
Chris Rock as …Dr. Einstein
Carrot Top as …Lt. Rooney
Candice Bergen as …Abby Brewster
Julia Roberts as …Martha Brewster
Nicholas Cage as …‘Teddy Roosevelt’ Brewster
The Thin Man
Nick Charles … Vincent D’Onofrio
Nora Charles … Amanda Plummer
Annie Hall, starring Vin Diesel and Renee Zellweger.
The Godfather
Don Vito Corleone - Danny DeVito
Michael - Matt LeBlanc
Sonny - Ben Stiller
Fredo - Jack Black
Tom - Will Ferrell
Harvey
Elwood P. Dowd: Al Pacino
That wouldn’t be all bad. The tollbooth scene would be a real crowd-pleaser.
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
Khan - Hank Azaria (as he was in The Birdcage)
Joachim - Peter MacNicol
Saavik - Carol Burnett
Carol - Shelley Winters
David - Jack Black