You left out:
Kind Hearts and Coronets, with The Duke, The Banker, The Parson, The General, The Admiral, Young Ascoyne, Young Henry and Lady Agatha, played by Paris Hilton.
Oh my gawd. That is priceless.
One of my five favorite movies, and one of the most overrated actors, of all time.
Would you please be so kind as to fill in the rest of the cast?? Harvey can (and should, IMO) remain invisible, but I trust you to do the right thing.
Edit- or maybe Pacino as Elwood wouldn’t leave room for any other cast members.
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Sleuth with
Mel Brooks as Andrew Wyke
Jim Carrey as Milo Tindle
“You wanta play GAMES? We got all kinda games. We got Monopoly, we got Sorry, we got CLUE – You like Clue, Milo? That one always kills me! How about a Dreidel?”
Rocky
Rocky Balboa - Paul Reiser
Adrian - Fran Drescher
Mickey - Jon Lovitz
Apollo Creed - Chris Tucker
Paulie - Kevin James
The Magnificent Seven
Yul Brynner … Chris Adams … Vin Diesel
Eli Wallach … Calvera … Cheech and/or Chong
Steve McQueen … Vin … Tom Cruise
Charles Bronson … Bernardo O’Reilly … Christopher Walkern
Robert Vaughn … Lee … George Clooney
Brad Dexter … Harry Luck … Keanu Reeves
James Coburn … Britt … Jack Nicholson
OOoh… I got another one:
Dirty Harry with Billy Crystal in the title role.
Apocalypse Now
Capt. Willard … Fozzie Bear
Col. Kurtz … Kermit the Frog
Lt. Col. Kilgore … Gonzo
You know, on second thought, I might actually really like this.
Hayden Christensen is…BATMAN
This may be perilously close to “so bad it’s good,” but what the hell…
Jerry Lewis-- Rorschach
Dean Martin-- Nite Owl
Ethel Merman-- Silk Spectre
Frank Sinatra-- Dr. Manhattan
Mickey Rooney-- Ozymandias
Maurice Chevalier-- The Comedian
You can include a scene where The Comedian sings “Thank Heaven for Little Girls” to Laurie, Silk Spectre II.
That is what you had in mind, right?
Can I tell you how much I want to see this film? This will be more of a camp classic than Showgirls.
Seen Running Scared, have we?
Here’s the casting that has me waking up in cold sweats:
Casablanca:
Richard Blaine: Nicolas Cage
Ilsa Lund: Angelina Jolie
Victor Lazlo: Jon Voigt
Captain Renault: Samuel L. Jackson
Major Strasser: Will Ferrell
Signor Ferrari: Kevin James
Ugarte: Gilbert Godfrey
Sam the Piano Player: Chris Tucker
Stranger
Possibly the scariest idea so far. I can just hear his grating voice:
“You don’t care for me Rick, do ya? AFLAC!”
Heh, I was going to say The Longest Yard with Adam Sandler.
A Hard Day’s Night
Ozzy Osbourne as John Lennon
Kayne West as Paul McCartney
Kid Rock as George Harrison
Tommy Lee as Ringo Star
Star Wars:
Han Solo - Jason Mews
Chewbacca - Kevin Smith
Darth Vader - Vern Troyer
Voice of Darth Vader - Dan Castellaneta
C-3PO - Ice Cube
Obi-Wan Kenobi - Pat Morita
Luke Skywalker - Chris Tucker
Princess Leia - Wanda Sykes
Grand Moff Tarken - Adam Sandler
Will Ferrell and Amy Acker in any movie.
Nicolas Cage is Citizen Kane
“The Out of Towners”
“Sargeant Bilko”
“Pink Panther”
Steve Martin
Jay Leno as Victor/Victoria
A Nicholas Cage version of Citizen Kane would be secretly fantastic.
How about Sean Connery as Gandalf?