Recycling Dentures

There is a large outdoor sculpture park in NY State called Storm King Art Center. I think that if all of these dentures were built into an IMMENSE work, they could be showed there. But…a title?..a title?..

How about: The tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?

An eye for an eye…

An outdoor sculpture? How 'bout “Art al Denture”?

It could be a life size representation of all the has been movie stars who can now only get work in denture adhesive/cleaner commercials. 'Course that raises the question of how to honor those who hawk Depends…

The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average (mean) number of legs. – E. Grebenik