Hows it hangin’?
Good, last I checked.
Porc, please untie UncleBeer and let him come to the computer. We miss him.
All I know is he fixed some non-colors in one of my birthday threads the other day.
F_X
So that’s where he is!
“No guys, can’t mod this weekend. Important, uh, business stuff, yeah, that’s the ticket. Gonna be in over my head all weekend, man!”
Of course, he may not have been lying about that last part.
He was spotted briefly making a wise comment in the CinciDope thread. Other than that I figured he was drinking or makin’ whoopee. Maybe both. Ain’t love grand?
Swing low, sweet chariot . . .
Yeah, but I been workin’, ‘stead a makin’ whoopee. Moved our offices over the weekend.
Hey! Why didn’t you ask me for a helping hand? I have a truck!
-It’s your turn to pick someone from the other side-
Haven’t you ever played this game? 
A truck? Hell, I don’t do manual labor; what would I have need with a truck.
And, uh, ahh, errrr, okay, I’ll play . . .
Red Rover, Red Rover, send . . . ah, what the hell, send Twist of Fate right over . . . the river and through the woods, to grandmother’s house we . . . ahem. Sorry 'bout that.