Don’t be jealous, Honey. 
I would have preferred boo-boo kittyfuck, or at least something along those lines.
Can you live with Hot Buttered Man-meat?
I’m not fond of it as a swear word. There is nothing about the female reproductive system that I find yucky. That and it is considered highly offensive even in non-polite company.
Yes, but only if you provide the butter.