Redefine Civilization

c2.com’s wiki has a page called WhatIsCivilization that has a couple extremely funny and interesting definitions. I wonder if anyone else has one?

I really like two from that site:

  1. The steady progress of large numbers of humans from birth to death through a large mall lined with pizza restaurants, hamburger chains, TV sets, and all-you-can-eat salad bars.

  2. Ritualized Agriculture, followed by locking up all the food.

The wiki civilization page is: http://www.c2.com/cgi/wiki?WhatIsCivilization