Velcro : A Scarecrow (orig. Germanic)
Spastic
A space-age material made of spandex and plastic.
Retention.
Quorum (never defined): In the Vatican, a person who keeps track of the whereabouts of the Bacardi and Captain Morgan.
Retention: the act of again placing in a canvas enclosure suitable for camping
Still out there: scissors
scissors Your little sister’s jewelry.
incredible
incredible- a food that gets better every time you eat it.
orthodox
orthodox: Your more traditional prostitute.
Alimony
orthodox–a large bovine that wears braces.
subpoena–
Bah…too slow.
Alimony–Ms. McBeal’s finances
Subpoena–
Subpoena - A peanut butter sandwich served on a long thin roll
Obfusticate
Down feathers found beneath the contour feathers of vultures.
This one wasn’t really fair, so I cheated a smidge. Do I get a fish biscuit for including a dig on lawyers?
equipotent
equipotent – a Swedish-style male enhancement pump
Crennellation
:smack:
I’m assuming you mean obfuscate?
obfuscate - World famous annual ice skating event attended by the students of Orthodox Bishop Fellowship Universiy.
equipotent
Equipotent–Two people having an equal number of cooking vessels are said to be “equipotent.”
popsicle
popsicle – When your sire is his own brother and daughter. Often used in the Ozarks.
Utilization
Utilization: The act of manipulating sheep in a sexual fashion.
Borogrove
Borogrove: To temporarily abscond with someone’s trees.
abscond
By the way, did anyone else mouse over the name of this thread and see “This game is based on a simple premise: Take any word in the English language, and ass”? Made me laugh.
abscond – Slang for the general physical condition of your stomach muscles. “Dude, I see you working out here all the time. What’s your abscond?”
Trundle
Telecom slang for service packages including three different services, ie wireless, direct tv, and voip.
Verbatim
Noun spit 'im back out.
Angina
The nether regions of a female angel :D.
earbud