A shop that supplies punctuation marks and verb tenses.
Serendipitous.
Having a nice voice and a flare for singing to your significant other in public places.
Hamster-eaten extra answer forCorkscrew: Traditional drunken team relay of sommelier students. First one must uncork a bottle of wine, drink it, then run to the next player on the team, who removes the cork from the nose of his/her teammate with one hand, and the cork from his/her own bottle with the other. Rinse and repeat.
Suture
Suture–Noun–compounded from “sue” and “couture”–“Appropriate dress for your court date.”
Cholinergic
Cholinergic: someone who sneezes when they smell lecithin.
Next word: undulate.
Undulate: Excessively tardy as a result of an inability to synchronise upper body movement with lower.
Blanketed
Blanketed: the look on the face of the senator from Massachusetts when the cops ask how his car got in the water.
Next: agriculture
A lifestyle which espouses the concept of humility (cf. haughtyculture)
Antimacassar.
antimacassar A slender folk singer (or opposite of mama Cass)
abuttal
abuttal: A remarkably long derriere.
renege
**renege: ** To call an African-American an offensive epithet. Twice.
platonic
Crockery which travels so fast it breaks the sound barrier (cf. chezonic).
Ultramarine.
A really gung-ho member of the service branch whose motto is Semper fidelis.
Left over after a simulpost crenelation
Crenelation: The process of going bald.
Sextuplet
Sextuplet: When the regular meter of a piece of music is replaced by fornication.
Bicep
An edible saprophytic basidiomycetous fungus unsure of its sexuality.
Patella.
A simmered, seasoned dish with rice, mussels, shrimp, calamari, and pate.
Gutter
Gutter–Noun: 1. One who removes internal organs from a person or animal. 2. One who removes the main substance from the interior of anything.
Nasolabial
Nasolabial: Of land mammals, the process used to determine if the female is ready for mating.
Crochet
A bird that feeds in my garden. 
Cauterise.
Cauterize: To greet someone with a hearty, “Hey Mr. K, howya doon!”
Sesquipedalian