Sesquipedalian: The seventh time one makes an offhand joke about a dinosaur.
Asymmetric
System of weights and measures on the planet Asym.
Marionette
Term of endearment used by King Louis XVI of France to his queen.
Guillotine.
Guillotine: an alkaloid found in tobacco that induces feelings of remorse in relapsed quitters.
Comfortable.
Comfortable–Able to be in or on a fort, compatible with being in or on a fort.
Mendacious
Mendacious - A a geneticaly modified variety of apple named for Gregor Mendel.
Bibliophage
A “right of passage” celebration marking when a child receives his/her first library card.
Conventional
Conventional: A former sidekick of Tim “the Tool Man” Taylor, who now hangs around conventions and signs autographs.
devotional
Devotional: A Christian-sponsored golf tournament.
Anemic
Anemic - A new form of japanese animated art.
Perspicacity
Perspicacity - the amount of sweat an item of clothing can soak up before becoming saturated.
Suppository
Suppository–a place where you dump all the things you’re supposed to do.
Decoupage
Decoupage- The undoing of a forceful government reform.
Next: Cacophony
Cacophony–Sounds made by pooping.
Ebony
Ebony - Slang for an errotic e-mail.
Heliotropic
Heliotropic–Adj. Pertaining to regions of the tropics inflated with a low-density inert gas.
Diamond
Diamond: A set of conjoined almonds. (Also: Siamese Almonds)
Reticulate
Reticulate – To speak the phrase “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.”
agnostic
Agnostic - A large, chocolate-loving insect with the tendency to harmonise with itself.
Gavel
Gavel - A new brand of medicine, that nobody knows what it does yet.
Galvanic