Oh my. :eek:
You’ve heard the saying that “the quickest way to a man’s heart is through is stomach?”
Pah.
Us redheads know that the quickest way to a man’s heart is right through his ribcage.
[sub]…and don’t think I haven’t stolen a few that way…[/sub]
“How do you know a redhead has found your thread?”
From the bootprint on your ASS. 
(Although I doubt that one is supporting a case of non-violent redheadedness…)
Well…you don’t have nothing to worry about then, Weird…
Gee, we seem pretty popular HERE.
And ChiefScott didn’t mind the redheads HERE.
As male member of the RH breed, I declare all above statements to be accurate and true.
Especially the part about the hammer in the monitor.
Been there - Hammered that.
Buzz
LMAO! Even though I am redhead growl
Persephone, please can I use that as my sig? Liked that one <g>
HEY!!! As a natural blonde, I resent that! You can ask Mr Bear, I don’t like to get drunk. And, I have never needed a drink to get me in the mood.
Hardygrrl said:
Oh, YEAH??? Says WHO? I bet Mr Bear would disagree with that. 
And, Dave, just you wait till we get you to Texas! Maidenunicorn<the Redhead> and I<the Blonde> will just have to… shhh! wait and find out! 
Purplebear…I don’t know where my ex heard that line originally BUT after asking my exes(especially the ones who call back years later) it must be true.
The ex-fiancee once said “Tanya, you’ve got the sex drive of a sixteen year old boy…and I’d like that IF you’d let me rest once in a while.”
No, no, no. You have it wrong. That’s “she unties you IF she’s finished with you. Or WHEN.”
Peta said:
Quite the contrary, my dear. he most certainly DOES have something to worry about when he gets here to Texas.
[sup]hehehehee… don’t you, my sweet man?[/sup]
I also happen to know a very sweet blonde<what hair he has left, that is> who lives in NY that will find out more about this certain redhead come summer.
[sup]you know just who I mean, don’t you, lurker?[/sup]
Funny, Mr Bear said that same thing to me, just last night. :o
<only with my own name, of course.>
Oh, dear. That’s what I get for letting maidenunicorn post from my puter while she’s here.
Please disregard that last post, it was from purplebear, not maidenunicorn.
Now that I’ve completely scandalized the SDMB, I shall slink off, hanging my head in shame…
And in case anyone decides to wonder what goes on in my house, no, maidenunicorn doesn’t sleep with us. She sleeps by herself in our guest room.
[sup]still can’t believe I did that, and with that post, no less! Shudders[/sup]
For all the attention given the famous redhead temper…
Tha main thing is, we Never Forget…
Heh heh heh heh heh Heh Heh.
Luv Ya, Dave!
eirroc:
You certainly may use that as a sig, but it’s not a Persephone original. Just so’s ya know.
Please take the the nearest link to the people pages and keep all limbs and appendages inside the vehicle until it has come to a complete stop.
And yes, the curtains match the carpet.
And I just remembered, andygirl gave me a hammer specifically for my ill-tempered, but not quite evil, computer.
It’s all coming back to me now…hair…red hair…Yes! Now I remember I had red hair before my premature kojackulation revealed my Picardesque skull in all it’s magnificence.
Hmmm…there was that time outside the Ambassador’s residence in Saigon in 1959 and also when I was a Radio Shack Manager getting a haircut by the District Manager in 1983. Ahhh… me and my red hair. We were best buds. Those were the days!
Please…the Redhead has no mating call. She just lures males near and conks them on the head and drags them off to do what ever with them.
Persephone, as a redhead, you should know the the fastest way is through the stomach…the ribs tend to stop knife blades.
As for me…[Homer Simpson]Redheads…[/Homer]
A redhead sleeping by herself? You expect us to believe that?
Narile: That’s true. But I don’t usually use a knife. I prefer a bare-handed slam right through the chest. Nothing quite as satsifying as the sound of ribs snapping under your fist, and the feel of a still-beating heart throbbing in your hands. Ahhhh.
astro: “Premature kojackulation”? You owe me some money. Used up a whole pacakge of Handi-Wipes cleaning up the coffee I spewed all over the monito and keyboard.
AND??
Are you looking for a fight? Uh? UH?
[sub]Arden, whose red hair has gotten darker as she’s gotten older.[/sub]