So I spent the last three nights watching The Chamber of Secrets, The Prisoner of Azkaban, and The Goblet of Fire for the first time (believe it or not), after borrowing the DVDs from my sister. I have a few thoughts …
1 - I rather enjoyed the character of Severus Snape. Grim, serious, intimidating, possibly evil … and yet he also seemed honorable and dedicated to serving the good of Hogwart’s. Those who have read the books (which I haven’t), help me out. Is he a reformed bad guy? I thought I heard something in GoF to the effect that he was once a “death eater”?
2 - Hagrid … he’s big. Wow. Camera tricks? Robbie Coltrane’s imdb.com page says he’s 6’-1", but he looks much bigger as Hagrid.
3 - Hermione was a lot more fun in The Prisoner of Azkaban than she was in The Goblet of Fire.
4 - What was up with Ron’s whining in GoF? It seemed to come out of nowhere, all of a sudden. I realize it was jealousy, but I didn’t quite get how the Goblet spitting out Harry’s name upset Ron. Was this a situation where the filmmaker assumed the viewer has read the book?
5 - Moaning Myrtle seems to be something of a horndog.
6 - These movies seemed really freaking long.
7 - Is Harry actually J.K. Rowling’s transgendered Mary Sue?
8 - How old is Ron’s little sister, Ginny, supposed to be in GoF (the actress, Bonnie Wright, was 13-14, but Ron was supposed to be 14 so Ginny had to be younger)? Because I think she and Neville Longbottom totally did it after the Yule Ball. Neville returned to the dormitory late (it seemed), wearing his shoes around his neck, and just look at the shit-eating grin on his face while he was talking to Harry.
9 - Is the “sorting hat” really necessary? Because it would appear that, ala George Lucas, looking at a student’s name would be a pretty reliable method of determining who belongs in Slitherin. “Hmmm … ‘Draco Malfoy’? Slitherin.”
10 - Draco Malfoy. What a dick.
11 - In GoF, did Harry not notice that Lucius Malfoy was one of the death eaters? If so, why did he not mention this fact to Dumbledore after he reported Voldemort’s return? Was it already common knowledge?