Rejected by madonnachat

Since I was first connected, I have been involved in the Madonna online community. I started at dotmusic. I stuck around while other posters came and went, made friends with the other “old timers”, and had a lovely time. Then dotmusic was overrun by the unwashed, and we all moved to Madonnarama, hosted by our friend Teddy. This was where I became kung fu lola, began writing satiric sketches called “The Adventures of Madge and Wallaby”, and basked, just feeling the love.

When I was cut off from being on the computer by my sadistic stepmother, I lost touch with everyone.

But now I am back, with my own place and my own computer, so I drop in to madonnachat to have a little fun. Someone calling themselves “Hello”, who types in all caps, is asking SO DO YOU THINK MADONNA IS EXPECTING? I decide to do classic kung fu lola and say something funny; like “Well no one knows if she is expecting, but it would be nice if she had another child. Then her legitimate children would outnumber her bastards.” and I put a winkie beside it ;).

No one got the joke. They all started typing in caps and saying; “If I had the power, I would throw you out of this room”. I don’t judge Madonna for having kids out of wedlock. I know she loved Carlos very much, and I also know that she didn’t plan to get pregnant. Saying something like that is only insulting if you really care whether or not Madonna’s kids are bastards. I don’t, and I find it strange that other young, hip, “with-it” people do. I understand that what I said was shocking IF you thought I was serious, but I put a winkie there and I also explained myself when they first reacted negatively. They just ignored me after that and after one of the people I had previously liked said; “Will someone please bounce this creep”, I clicked off.

It was hard to confront that after having so many friends who would have taken what I said, in the spirit in which it was meant. If I had said that on the old Madonnarama board, everyone would have laughed and said things like; “Oh no, Madonna NOT having bastards! Now we’ll all have to raise our moral standards!”

Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

Evil, Evil madonna board. They do not appreciate your hummor and thats why you belong here, a place where we all can enjoy the hummor of bastard children. LOL. We all love you and you are our number one lesbian wiccan! Forget about that stupid board and stay here with all the people that love you!!! Including me… and possibly Davebear, with all the flirting that he does with you. (That doesnt bother me at all) Now wheres my shot gun, darn wheres my Vicodin…