That’s why I run MormonGuard
Prayer: May porn be with you!
Response: And also with you!
I assume this means you can get herpes by going to a strange church.
So that’s why my computer has all those problems.
If you go to a religious website, that means that you’ve been to every religious website that that religious website has visited.
I’ve never had a bunch of unwanted Bible verses pop up on my screen …