Religion is more hazardous than porn for your computer

according to Symantec :

That’s why I run MormonGuard

Prayer: May porn be with you!
Response: And also with you!

I assume this means you can get herpes by going to a strange church.

So that’s why my computer has all those problems.

If you go to a religious website, that means that you’ve been to every religious website that that religious website has visited.

I’ve never had a bunch of unwanted Bible verses pop up on my screen …