Preaching to the choir 
But hey, sometimes I also figure it’s from a sexy, secret admirer.
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It could happen.
And I can’t see how penguins could be blamed for his lousy love-life…unless there is something he isn’t mentioning?
Ever seen Good Luck Chuck?
Am I to assume that you’re to blame for the hordes of winged monkeys presently flying out of my ass? 
Get thee behind me, Penguin!
Nope, that’s all** Skald the Rhyme**r’s doing.
The true version of events is horrifying enough. Jeez, I’d never heard of that case before. How awful.
Oh, indeed. It was quite the attention-getter over here at the time - not least because of the extreme youth of the perps.
Jeebus + Santa = Hell
The problem with penguinists is that they see everything as black and white.
Yeah, they just polarise everything.