Me, too. (And I live here.) But he’s in strong competition with Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick and Atty. Gen. Ken Paxton. All three should be put in a box and shipped off on the next transport to Mars.
New slogan time:
Texas: Turn your head and cough.
Texas: Where ‘Hi-Jeen’ is for librul sissies.
Texas: Sneeze at me. I’m fixin’ ta’ get vaccinated real soon !
I live in San Antone, too! I just moved from Florida so…
Lets try and keep mars as pristine as possible, maybe stapped to a wind turbine so their hot air and burning hatred for lives other than their own keeps the turbines free of ice.
I think Venus might be easier to get to, and it has precedent.
Let’s just fire their rocketship directly into the sun. 
So you moved from having DeSantis as governor to having Abbott instead. Seems like you just can’t catch a break … 
Been tried. “Real” Christians can’t be Democrats.
And they’re probably lying Satinists (sic) anyway trying to give Christ a bad name.
They’re totally comfortable denying objective facts and reality. And at that point, there’s no bottom to the hole.
Well, the B Ark did land on Earth after all.
I know! 
Maybe you can’t catch a break, but you’re likely to catch something.
Now now.
You need to remember that it takes more energy to send a rocket ship into the sun as compared with shooting it off into the cold souless void of interstellar space.
Obviously. You need to run the air conditioner.
But just for a little while…
Hell no. They can roll down the windows like we had to when I was a kid.
The reason the family car always had an air conditioner was so Dad’s hairpiece wouldn’t get blown off.
That’s why you go at night. Just as cold then.
Dang, your dad had a hairpiece? I’m jealous. All my dad would pay for was a flea-bitten camel scrotum.
Regards,
Don Jr.
A lesson Stan Sitwell should’ve headed heeded.
A hearty FUCK YOU, Texas!
[Texas House rejects possible Medicaid expansion or similar program | The Texas Tribune]
The Texas House rejected an attempt Thursday to direct the governor and state health officials to use billions in federal dollars to expand health care coverage for uninsured Texans, including working poor who earn too much to qualify for Medicaid but too little to afford their own health insurance.