Remake a movie, but with right-wing themes and actors

Cafe Society
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I’ll start:

Jaws.
Chief Brody: Kevin Sorbo
Quint: John Vought
Hooper: Gary Sinese
Mayor Vaughn : Ben Stein
The Shark: Gina Carino
In the end, they decide not to kill the shark because it would unfair to all the people the shark already ate.

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Please remember this is in The Café. Don’t get too political in here. Keep it light.

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A post was split to a new topic: Joking about Concentration Camps in The Café

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Modnote: So you think this isn’t too political? What did I just type?

I’m cornfielding your post. Jokes about concentration camps are pretty shitty.

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How can such a subject NOT be political? The whole thing probably should just be closed.

Please note: In Casablanca, Victor Lazlo was sent to a concentration camp, and escaped, and survived. And both Rick and Ilsa expected they would be sent to one. In 1941, concentration camps weren’t death sentences.

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The first two posts in this thread are the best example of a catch 22 I have come across in some time.

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On further review and thought, this thread is not suitable for The Café. I am closing it.