Remember the joke about the penguin who blew a seal.......

[Hypno-Toad]

The penguin was totally asking for it. Dressed up all formal and all.

[One_And_Only_Wanderers]

@Don't fight the hypothetical

From the link:
“The South African-based scientists who witnessed the incident say it is the most unusual case of mammal mating behaviour yet known.”

So they don’t have the internet in South Africa?

They’re really sheltered there it seems

But this is thought to be the first recorded example of a mammal trying to have sex with a member of another class of vertebrate, such as a bird, fish, reptile, or amphibian.

unless humans don’t count as mammals anymore, I’m sure I’ve seen plenty of news stories that disprove that. Anything that walks, slithers, swims, or crawls, somewhere, somewhen, a pervert has had his/her way.

[Cervaise]

<morgan freeman> “There is a mysterious ritual that dates back thousands of years. No living creature has survived it. Except … the penguin. They have wings, but cannot fly. They are birds, that think they are fish. And every year, they embark on a nearly impossible journey to find a mate. For twenty days and twenty nights, the Emperor Penguin will march to a place so extreme, it supports no other life. Except these seals. … In the harshest place on Earth, love finds a … er … finds a … um … hey, guys? Is that supposed to be … Oh my God! Uh, okay … uh, This is the incredible true story of a family’s journey to bring life into the OH HOLY FUCK.”

</morgan freeman>

[tdn]

@Cervaise

<morgan freeman>

Holy shit that was funny.

[Flander]

All celebrities eventually get caught being freaky. Lindsey Lohan, Britney Spears, and now one of the penguins from that documentary. What a freak.

And Morgan Freeman is classic

[Manduck]

I love the serious, sober tone of the article when you just know that those scientists must have been laughing their asses off when they saw it.

[Cluricaun]

This is nothing, I’ve seen a seal screwing a supermodel before…

[Unintentionally_Blank]

Chinstrap penguins occasionally indulge in homosexual behaviour,

The jokes, they write themselves, don’t they?

[Inigo_Montoya]

can’t … breathe !

[lobotomyboy63]

@One And Only Wanderers

unless humans don’t count as mammals anymore, I’m sure I’ve seen plenty of news stories that disprove that. Anything that walks, slithers, swims, or crawls, somewhere, somewhen, a pervert has had his/her way.

Whatever happened to the thread about the guy screwing the deer? Is he still going to dances stag?

Clearly, the seal had flipped for her.

The French word for seal is “phoque,” which, you guessed it, is pronounced “fuck.” «Hey, baby, wanna phoque?"

[Capcha]

In that second picture, it looked like the penguin decided to join in the effort…a 69 classic.

Wouldn’t a beak… you know …hurt? :eek:

[MovieMogul]

My thanks to everyone for sending me off for the weekend with a smile on my face. Have a great one everybody!

[Tuckerfan]

I wonder if they’ll get an Ig Nobel Prize like the guy who discovered duck rape did.

[Colibri]

The researchers speculate that the male seal was too young to win access to female seals, and in a state of sexual excitement, looked elsewhere.

Necessity is the mother of strange bedfellows.

[kenobi_65]

@Capcha

In that second picture, it looked like the penguin decided to join in the effort…a 69 classic.

Wouldn’t a beak… you know …hurt? :eek:

Yeah, and then the recipient would have to go to a vet. Or, maybe, a mechanic…having suffered a blown seal.

[Tully_Mars]

@Capcha

In that second picture, it looked like the penguin decided to join in the effort…a 69 classic.

As cold as it is there, wouldn’t that be a “minus 69”?

[Asimovian]

I just paid to renew my subscription. I am immediately reminded of why this board is worth my time.

[Tool_of_the_Conspiracy]

@Zebra

Now if you put this in the back seat of '72 Chevelle you get a pretty clear idea of my first time.

Were you the one who was 220 lbs or the one who was 33 lbs?