Now it’s the seal’s turn!
From the link:
“The South African-based scientists who witnessed the incident say it is the most unusual case of mammal mating behaviour yet known.”
So they don’t have the internet in South Africa?
I can sooooooooo relate…
It’s a good thing there were no penguins around when I was in grad school.
Now if you put this in the back seat of '72 Chevelle you get a pretty clear idea of my first time.
Have you ever tried jerking off with flippers?
I felt like I was reading an Onion article. I don’t know whether I should be feeling sorry for the seal, but I do.
Whatever became of the token “reach around?”
“I once out swam a killer whale. But do they call me Orca Racer? No. I once caught fifty fish in a single day. But do they call me Fish Catcher? No. But you fuck one penguin…”
Jeez. Ok, earlier, when I was laughing myself blind at lolcthulhu, I could explain that to my coworkers. How do you explain this?
CW: “What’s so funny over there?”
Me: “Oh, nothing…just this story about a seal raping a penguin…”
Umm, I think we were supposed to be feeling sorry for the penguin? :smack:
This is proof that ANYTHING can be funny. Assault and rape included.
I identify more with the seal. 
(Needs must when the devil drives, and all that.)
Why yes, I am going to hell.
I bet the seal never calls the peguin.
Ding! we have a winner!!
This thread is really hilarious…
(Other seals, singing…)
Dopey fucked a penguin, Dopey fucked a penguin!
You know this seal’s mom is mortified. Not only is her son fucking penguins, but, of course, it’s all over the damn Internet.
Am I the really first to think/post it?
PENGUIN LUST!
So, how would you feel if it were a walrus? And how are you doing? :eek: 
Don’t mind me. I’ll try to make sure I just get on the next bus, so I won’t bother you again. :smack:
That’s disgraceful. All of those bystanders (including some recording it, probably on their cell phones)! And not one of them called the police.