Remonstrating ZAGGOT THE GREAT!!

The BBQ Pit
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Hello all, i didn’t want to resort to this, but the foolish manchild “Zaggot the Great”, has such a case of malignant narcissism, that i thought i’d pre-emptively quash anymore of his voluminous bullshit.

I stumbled onto his cesspit{VALIS}, and was confronted by petty, snobbish, prissy attitudes from nearly all of the regular members.
It was your typical agreement momentum message board, with very little dissent.

Those who thought for themselves were quickly labeled Trolls, and tolerated for amusement purposes{the hallmark of deranged minds}.

Typical of the power corrupts truism, this pathetic lover of gross pornography, banned one of his major threats.
He has no amicable relationships with any of the members, except his sister{the admin}.

I surmised it was a sweetshop for morons by reading some of the more disgusting threads, including one, were a maths teacher{Decagon}, gave his 10 Commandments of Pornography.
YEP, i want this guy involved in the development of my kids.

Some of his henchmen may attempt to reduce my credibility by copy and pasting DELIBERATE mistakes and laziness on my part, and pass it off as me being self-deceptive.
ZAGGOT THE GREAT and his cohorts are masters of innuendo and lies…and godamned pettiness, they make me sick.

My feeling at their Shithouse is that of revulsion.

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Oh dear.

If you really want to start some sort of war with another message board, I think you’re going to have to:

a) Provide a link.

b) Find someone who cares.

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What in the cream filled fuck are you talking about, Mr. Wilson?

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Moderator’s Notes:

David? Ummmm, your rant is about a message board other than this one, right? If not, then please modify my question to read identically to friedo’s, “What in the cream filled fuck are you talking about?” as that would most concisely and colorfully express my confusion, too.

I await your reply with anticipation à la mode.

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Who the heck cares what got thru this David Wilson person’s tinfoil hat?

This is the guy who offers as proof of his assertions what he claims people told him while he was driving them around in his cab.

Love and kisses,
Shodan

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He’s talking about me. My name on EZBoards is “Zaphod The Great”. “Zaggot” is just his twist on it. I think that pretty much tells you what kind of guy he is.

As I explained in GD, this man has been trolling EZBoards for some time, and has now made his way here.

I’m sorry that this fucking idiot is wasting your bandwidth.

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This is the general impression I have of his debating style so far:

DW: the environmental HORROR is coming if we don’t do something soon!!

Random respondent: What?

DW: Idiot! I’ve no time for fools. Look, everyone, the powers that favor unlimited growth are trying to censor me!

I started edging for the exit from his GD thread when he announced that anyone who attacked him was against improving the environment.

One of the things he deemed an “attack” was a poster referring to him as “this David Wilson fellow” (so you’d best watch out, Shodan:)).

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Which is why I did it. DNFTT does not apply in the Pit.

Thought I would have some fun before he is banned.

Regards,
Shodan

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ZAGGOT the GREAT! would make a cool magician’s name.

Ah, that takes me back to my carney days. I can remember the fliers like it was yesterday

<remembers>

<quote>SEE ZAGGOT the GREAT, master of ILLUSION!

AMAZE YOURSELF in the SHITHOUSE of HORROR!

MARVEL at the TEN COMMANDMENTS of PORNOGRAPHY!

ENJOY the FREAKSHOW, featuring a MALIGNANT NARCISSISM and some VOLUMINOUS BULLSHIT!

Be TERRIFIED by the environmental HORROR!</quote>

They don’t make carnivals like that anymore.

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We didn’t have brackets in the old days on the carny circuit, no sir.

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Not to be confused with ZAGAT the restaurant guide.

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ZAGAT the GREAT restaurant guide

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So Zaphod, you have henchmen over on the EZBoard? Cool. How about yes-men? Got any of those? Which are better, henchmen or yes-men? What about sycophantic toadies?

Man, I want henchmen.

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Moderator’s Notes:

Thank you for the information, Mr. Beeblebrox.

Not with this thread any longer. I’m closing it with a word of instruction to Mr. Wilson. David, arguments with their inception on boards other than ours are not permitted here. We have enough original contention and confrontation right here to manage. Do not bring outside arguments to the SDMB again. If you cannot resolve your problems at their place of origin, or through other means, tough shit. We do not provide soapboxes for extrinsic arguments.