There are too many inappropriate names for mortals. But help to find the least likely one to have these monickers:
Thor
Odin
Hercules
Zeus
Neptune
Apollo
Vulcan
Ajax
Adonis
Athena
Juno
Ceres
Aphrodite
Medea
Medusa
Clytemnestra
Isis
If there are some others from mythology and ancient religions that strike you as totally inappropriate for human beings, by all means include them, too.
Let’s see if we can revive the utility of some grand old names!
This reminds me of a running joke a bunch of my friends have. After seeing Basket Case, about a man who has a (murderous, stunted and eeeeevil) twin brother named “Belial” they started referring to the lesser-known relatives of a celebrity as “Belial” + “last name of celebrity.”
Belial Estevez
Belial Swayze
Belial Travolta
Belial Batman (okay, “Burt Ward” doesn’t exactly fit the theme, but the joke’s there so I definitely have to take it)
Belial Stallone
I’m pretty sure alcohol makes this process funnier.
Just so you’ll know, I had this idea after realizing how odd the name Knute Rockne is for that guy. Too many others seem wildly inappropriate to me, but that’s probably a tastes thing.
One time, one of my friends was talking about a guy she had a crush on, named Hector. My other friend? “Hector? Like in ancient Greece? What kind of a name is that??”
Friend #1 and I were both “Have you never been around any Spanish people??”
Oh, and I have known a Pandora. She wasn’t as much trouble as you might expect.
Yep. Though it would not be Thor, but Tor, pronounced similar to the word tour
But then again, in scandinavia we don’t call the norse god of thunder Thor, but Tor.