Renee Zellweiger marries ...

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Country singer Kenny Chesny?

Huh? First it was Jack White of the White Stripes, then recently I heard it was Damien Rice (which made me angry because how dare she take my man) and now out of the blue it’s a completely different singer and a country singer at that which seems out of her usual music genre. Supposedly they’ve been dating since January.

Is this a Julia Roberts/Lyle Lovett moment?

Does Renee stalk singers?

Does anyone even care?

Am I only posting this because I am relieved it wasn’t Damien she married?
[sub]The answer to the last is yes.[/sub]

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“You had me at ‘howdy’.”

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A friend of mine is totally certain that Renée Zellweger is a lesbian. I can’t wait till she hears about this.

Of course, given the quirks of the human mind, my friend will probably just say “D’oh! I never knew that Kenny Chesney was a woman!”

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I’m confused. Last I heard (and this wasn’t very long ago) she was happily dating Damien Rice.

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Even Scrunchy McSqueezeface is entitled to her happiness regardless of how short it will be.

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They will have some very squinty-eyed children.

If they last that long, of course - I’m giving them the benefit of the doubt. Maybe those crazy kids are really in love.

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I say she’s pregnant.

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I thought she was dating French Stewart. Ah, love is a fickle thing.

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Which one is Scrunchy McSqueezeface?

Seperated at birth or what? :eek:

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That made me laugh out loud.
Regarding her scrunchy-faceness (yes, it is a word), I wonder if the problem is that she doesn’t wear her contacts all the time. In the Chicago behind-the-scenes, she’s shown in dance practice wearing some black-framed glasses (that made her look adorable), and sometimes she’s not so scrunchy-faced (still a word), making me think she has her contacts in.

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That made me laugh out loud.
Regarding her scrunchy-faceness (yes, it is a word), I wonder if the problem is that she doesn’t wear her contacts all the time. In the Chicago behind-the-scenes, she’s shown in dance practice wearing some black-framed glasses (that made her look adorable), and sometimes she’s not so scrunchy-faced (still a word), making me think she has her contacts in.

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Regarding RZ’s squinty eyes :

.So at least part of it is hereditary.

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I say she’s a pregnant flake …

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Maybe he can convince her to eat once in a while. :smiley:

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Tell her she’ll get $20 million for another Bridget Jones movie. That’ll get to pack on the pounds.

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Am I the only one who found her more attractive in the Bridget Jones films that as her usual boney self?

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Meh. Than.

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Agh! THAT!

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I give up. Sorry about this.

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Didn’t find her particularly attractive in the Bridget Jones movies. Definitely don’t find her usual (award-show, dress-up) self attractive. Did find her strangely pretty damn hot in Me, Myself, and Irene. That’s about all I’ve seen her in so I can’t speak to other parts.