Who’s your favorite? Who do you get confused?
You mean that they are not the same person?
It’s easy: Renee Zellweger is the one with the successful movie career.
Joey Lauren Adams is the one who sounds like she breathes helium.
We should add Julie Benz to the mix. She looks and sounds just like Joey!
I always thought it was Joey Lauren Adams in Empire Records. Lo and behold, it has recently come to my attention that it was Renee Zellweger. I haven’t gone back and seen the movie, but I still can’t admit that it was not JLA. I can see her perfectly in my head. Oh well…
Maybe Joey Lauren Adams is just a “sock puppet” for Renee Zellweger. That way she can do really slutty roles like Fingercuffs and still maintain respectability. I never see them at the same place together.
I’d like to be a sock puppet for Renee Zellweger.
Good to know I’m not the only one who can’t tell them apart. I also though it was JLA in Empire Records. I haven’t seen much of Jewel (or maybe I have!) so I don’t really know how confused I would be about her.
Recently, I can just assume it’s Renee Zellwegger, as the other two have all but disappeared from the universe. Or maybe they haven’t, and I’m still confused about who’s who…
Yeah…I’ve always thought they were all exceptionally good-looking. I guess I’d have to rank them: 1-Joey Lauren Adams…I don’t mind her voice! 2-Jewel 3-Rene Zellwegger.
Weren’t Joey Lauren Adams & Rene Zellwegger both in the film Dazed & Confused together? That would make me pretty dazed and confused…
Jewel’s the one going out with a professional bull rider.
It’s actually easy to tell them apart. The blondes in the OP are the ones without talent…
How about Meg Ryan and Melanie Griffith? Proof that government cloning programs are far more advanced then they’re letting on, or what?
Also, I can never remeber which one is Uma Thurmen and which one is Emma Thompson.
which one is Uma and which one is Oprah?
Oprah? Uma?
Uma? Oprah?
in a steel cage match?
I’ds go for jewel. She can be Nasty.
Miller, I’ve said the same thing to my wife in the past about Griffith and Ryan. I also throw Goldie Hawn in there, even though she’s a bit older. I got all 3 of them confused.
Does this mean you want her to stick her hand up your ass, or is there something else here that I am missing?
Geez… I gotta think before I post.
On the other hand, if she asked real nice, not quite sure what I’d say… 
No, just Joey Lauren Adams; she played Simone, Pink’s sort-of girlfriend.
I’m not sure who JLA is (I live in a bubble drawn by toddlers), but I think the resemblances between Jewel and Caroline Dawn Johnson are uncanny. I also constantly mix up Meryl Streep and Glenn Close (I apologize for any/ all misspellings).
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actually…renee zellwegger did have a scene in the movie, she was featured drinking out of a beer bong at the big outdoor party…for what it’s worth
But since we’re on the topic of female celebrities who seem to look alike…
…I’ve always thought that LeeLee Sobieski (my apologies for butchering her name if I did) was just a younger Helen Hunt.