You really are an idiot, aren’t you?
Really wish people wouldn’t live-quote that guy, but as long as I saw that, I might as well point out that something that’s directly attributable is pretty much always going to be ONE way. If you’re looking for [an]other way[s] to make that thing attributable, that brings you into indirectly territory.
I for one am willing to believe he’s descended from apes.
Don’t you mean not yet descended from the apes - the non-intelligent ones, that is.
And men should wear hats. But not baseball caps, unless you’re a farmer, and never backward.
Some of us have descended further than others.
Is it okay for non-farmers to wear baseball caps if they’re baseball players?
And is there a “never backwards” exemption for catchers?
Baseball players must wear fedoras . . . and ties.
And frankly, not wearing a jacket during the game is an insult to the [del]Office of the President[/del] Sport of Baseball!
CMC fnord!
Baseball-style caps shall be prohibited from wear by all persons, with the following exceptions:
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Members of baseball or softball teams while actively engaged in the sport in question.
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Drivers of diesel-powered trucks or farm equipment.
Have I forgotten anyone?
Hot chicks with huge garbonzas, 'cause our eyes never get that far up anyway.
Hmm, the pony-tail-through-the-back-of-the-hat thing can be wicked cute on the right girl.
I shall issue my ruling shortly.
Rules don’t apply to cute chicks. She could run over your foot with a truck, the cop will write you a ticket for getting in her way! And he’ll get her phone number while you try to catch a bus to the hospital. Not that I’m bitter about it, or anything. Well, OK, maybe a little.
Perhaps, but 'twas liberal permissiveness that made him so.
'twas a gentle slope.
Yeah, but a few gazillion flies think shit tastes good too. 
New blog post relevant to this topic. Hope you don’t mind the plug <plug removed by Moderator>
Just out of curiosity, do you think Maher should have lain into D.H. Hughley when he said that he, too, did not believe in evolution? I know he’s not a congressman, but he is fairly political.
Yes, I think he should have let him have it especially since he’s not a Congressman. Politicians often have to pander to their base as Jack Kingston did. D.L., I thought, had a little more intelligence than that. Apparently I was wrong. In fact I don’t think Maher laid into either one of them enough.
Yes, I think he should have let him have it especially since he’s not a Congressman. Politicians often have to pander to their base as Jack Kingston did. D.L., I thought, had a little more intelligence than that. Apparently I was wrong. In fact I don’t think Maher laid into either one of them enough.