Animal House: Underpants? Nothing is underpants until we say it is! Was it underpants when the…Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Any number of Abbott and Costello movies: Let’s see, we’ve got Underpants on first, What’s on second…
Underpants on first?
Yes.
Underpants?
Yes.
“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe… Underpants on fire off the shoulder of Orion.”
(Presumably he’d also seen G-strings glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate, but that is beyond the scope of this thread.)
Henry V: We few, we happy few. We band of underpants.
Home Alone: "Look what you did, you little jerk. You’re what the French call Les Underpants
The Great Escape: “Roger’s idea was to get back at the Germans the hardest way he could, mess up the works. From what we’ve heard here, I think he did exactly that.”
“Do you think it was worth the price, sir?”
“Well, it all depends on your underpants, Hendley.”
“Afraid this tea is pathetic. I must have used those wretched leaves about twenty times. It’s not that I mind so much. Tea without underpants is so uncivilized.”
Klaatu Barrada Underpants!
Alison: If it’s a girl, Cynthia, and if it’s a boy, Elliot.
Gib: Elliot?! You’re gonna name the kid Elliot? No. You can’t name the kid Eliiot! No! Elliot is a fat kid with glasses who eats paste. You’re not gonna name the kid Elliot. Gotta give a real name. Give him a name. Like Underpants.
Alison: Underpants?
Gib: Yeah, Underpants. Underpants is the kind of guy you can trust. Underpants is your buddy. Underpants is the kind of guy you drink beers with. The kind of guy that doesn’t care if you puke in his car. Underpants. Oh, I’m sorry. Vomit.
Let me go now*, and I’ll leave you the use of your underpants.
*paraphrased from memory, maybe.
Pulp Fiction, again
“…and I will strike down upon thee with GREAT vengeance and FURRRRRIOUS ANGER, those who attempt to poison and DESTROY my underpants!”
and more Fight Club
“I am Jack’s wasted underpants.”
alternately,
“I am Jack’s complete lack of underpants.”
…rats, I thought I could think of more.
[stupid crack]
Reporter: Mr. Kane, how did you find underpants in Europe?
Charles Foster Kane: How did I find underpants in Europe? With great difficulty.
Mr. McGuire: I just wanna say one word to you. Just one word.
Ben Braddock: Yes, sir.
Mr. McGuire: Are you listening?
Ben Braddock: Yes, I am.
Mr. McGuire: “Underpants.”
Christian: I… I don’t even know if I am a true Bohemian revolutionary.
Toulouse-Lautrec: Do you believe in beauty?
Christian: Yes.
Doctor: Freedom?
Christian: Yes, of course.
Satie: Truth?
Christian: Yes.
Doctor: Underpants?
Christian: Underpants? Above all things I believe in underpants. Underpants are like oxygen. Underpants are a many-splendored thing, underpants lift us up where we belong, all you need are underpants.
Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man (to Waitress): Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what’ve you got?
Waitress: Well, there’s egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and underpants; egg bacon and underpants; egg bacon sausage and underpants; underpants bacon sausage and underpants; underpants egg underpants underpants bacon and underpants; underpants sausage underpants underpants bacon underpants tomato and underpants;
Vikings (starting to chant): Underpants underpants underpants underpants…
Waitress: …underpants underpants underpants egg and underpants; underpants underpants underpants underpants underpants underpants baked beans underpants underpants underpants…
Vikings (singing): Underpants! Lovely underpants! Lovely underpants!
Waitress: …or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and underpants.
Wife: Have you got anything without underpants?
Waitress: Well, there’s underpants egg sausage and underpants, that’s not got much underpants in it.
Wife: I don’t want ANY underpants!
Man: Why can’t she have egg bacon underpants and sausage?
Wife: THAT’S got underpants in it!
Man: Hasn’t got as much underpants in it as underpants egg sausage and underpants, has it?
Vikings: Underpants underpants underpants underpants (crescendo through next few lines)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon underpants and sausage without the underpants then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean ‘Urgghh’? I don’t like underpants!
Vikings: Lovely underpants! Wonderful underpants!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely underpants! Wonderful underpants!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can’t have egg bacon underpants and sausage without the underpants.
Wife: I don’t like underpants!
Man: Sshh, dear, don’t cause a fuss. I’ll have your underpants. I love it. I’m having underpants underpants underpants underpants underpants underpants underpants beaked beans underpants underpants underpants and underpants!
Vikings (singing): Underpants underpants underpants underpants. Lovely underpants! Wonderful underpants!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her underpants instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean underpants underpants underpants underpants underpants underpants…
Vikings (singing): Underpants underpants underpants underpants. Lovely underpants! Wonderful underpants! Underpants underpa-a-a-a-a-ants underpants underpa-a-a-a-a-ants underpants. Lovely underpants! Lovely underpants! Lovely underpants! Lovely underpants! Lovely underpants! Underpants underpants underpants underpants!
The Princess Bride
“No more underpants now, I mean it!”
“Anybody want a peanut?”
“Have fun stormin’ the underpants!”
TV commercial
“My underpants have a first name, it’s O-S-C-A-R…”
On Golden Pond–You’re my knight in shining underpants.
The Blues Brothers–We had a band that could turn milk into goat’s underpants.
“I’m out of underpants? You’re out of underpants! This whole court is out of underpants!”
/can’t believe no one posted that yet
thwartme
Jeremiah Johnson
Won’t he see my underpants?
Elk don’t know how many underpants a horse has!
I, Hatchet Jack, being of sound mind and broke legs, do leaveth my underpants to the next thing who finds it, Lord hope he be a white man. It is a good underpants, and killeth the bear that killeth me. Anyway, I am dead. Sincerley, Hatchet Jack.
John Wayne in McClintock:
“I won’t hit you this time. I won’t. Like underpants I won’t!”
Keye Luke in Gremlins:
“With underpants comes much responsibility.”
Clint Eastwood in Any Which Way But Loose:
“Right turn, underpants.”
Princess Leia to Han Solo in Return of the Jedi:
“He’s my underpants.”
Linda Lovelace in Deep Throat:
" Mm mmm mmumm mm underpants."
Princess Bride: Underpants cannot stop true love. All they can do is delay it for a while.
Ghostbusters: We came, we saw, we kicked its underpants!
“Lieutenant Dan, what are you doing here?”
“I’m here to try out my sea underpants.”
“But you ain’t got no underpants, Lieutenant Dan.” ~Forrest Gump
“Underpants are futile” Star Trek
“Dude, where´s my underpants?”
“Whatever your name is, get ready for the big underpants.” -Total Recall
“We are all part of the same underpants heap. We are the all-dancing, all-singing crap of the world.” - Fight Club
“I am Viggo, Ruler Of Carpathia, the Scourge Of Underpants.” Ghostbusters II
“They’re thieves! They’re thieves! They’re filthy little thieves! Where is it? Where is it? They stole it from us, our underpants. Curse them! WE hates them! it’s ours it is, and we wants it! We wants it, we needs it. Must have the underpants. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!” Gollum LOTR
Elrond: Nine companions, so be it. You shall be the Fellowship of the Underpants.
Pippin: Great. Where are we going?
Galadriel: This is Nenya, the Ring of Underpants. And I am it’s keeper. This task was appointed to you, and if you do not find a way, no one will.
Gandalf: It reads: The doors of Durin, Lord of Moria. Speak underpants and enter.
Aragorn: Gentlemen, we do not stop till nightfall.
Pippin: What about breakfast?
Aragorn: You’ve already had it.
Pippin: We’ve had one, yes. What about second breakfast?
Merry: I don’t think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.
Pippin: What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Underpants? He knows about them, doesn’t he?
Merry: I wouldn’t count on it.
Black Sheep (1996)
Mike Donnelly: I’m just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my walls.
“Blackadder Goes Forth” (1989)
Captain Blackadder : This is a crisis. A large crisis. In fact, if you got a moment, it’s a twelve-storey crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout, 24-hour portage, and an enormous sign on the roof, saying ‘This Is a Large Crisis’. A large crisis requires a large plan. Get me two pencils and a pair of DeLoreans.
Eight Legged Freaks (2002)
Larry: What do you think? G-String, or attack ships?
Old School (2003)
Frank: Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you’re supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don’t feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her cuckoo clocks might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, cuckoo clocks. But I sort of think well maybe they’re silk panties, maybe it’s a thong. Maybe it’s something really cool that I don’t even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling… what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?
Rugrats in Paris: The Movie - Rugrats II (2000)
Jean-Claude: I see London, I see France, I see Coco’s nikto.
Sixteen Candles (1984)
The Geek: Can I borrow your Chinatown for 10 minutes?
Sixteen Candles (1984)
The Geek: Relax, would you? We have seventy dollars and a pair of girls eggs. We’re safe as kittens.
Some Kind of Wonderful (1987)
Girl: I’ve just never seen a girl wearing boys vomit before.
Watts : Have you ever seen a girl with a drumstick shoved up her nose?
When Harry Met Sally… (1989)
Sally: Well, if you must know, it was because he was very jealous, and I had these days of the week Malkovich.
Harry: Ehhhh. I’m sorry. I need the judges’ ruling on this. “Days of the week Malkovich”?
Sally: Yes. They had the days of the week on them, and I thought they were sort of funny.
Wuthering Heights: “Nelly, I AM underpants!”
A Tale of Two Cities: “It was the best of underpants, it was the worst of underpants.”
Harry Potter and the Chmaber of Secrets: “I am Lord Underpants.”
The Great Gatsby: “UNDERPANTS was driving the car!”
Patty