Crap. I read the whole thread too.
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Could be worse. Could be underpants.
I find your lack of underpants disturbing…
The Ring
Before you die, you see the underpants!
HAMLET: To be, or not to be–that is the question:
Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a sea of underpants
And by opposing end them. To die, to sleep–
No more–and by a sleep to say we end
The heartache, and the thousand natural underpants
That flesh is heir to. ‘Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep–
To sleep–perchance to dream: ay, there’s the rub,
For in those underpants of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off these mortal underpants,
Must give us pause. There’s the respect
That makes calamity of so long johns.
For who would bear the underpants of time,
Th’ oppressor’s wrong, the proud man’s contumely
The pangs of despised love, the law’s delay,
The insolence of office, and the spurns
That patient merit of th’ unworthy takes,
When he himself might his underpants make
With a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscovered country, from whose underpants
No traveller returns, puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those underpants we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus underpants does make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of underpants
Is sicklied o’er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprise of great pitch and moment
With this regard their underpants turn awry
And lose the name of action. – Soft you now,
The fair Ophelia! – Nymph, in thy underpants
Be all my sins remembered.
Ghostbusters again:
“…and then underpants-less here turned off the grid.”
“Is this true?”
“Yes. This man has no underpants.”
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
“What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen underpants?”
“What do you mean? African or European?”
“We could use the Holy Underpants”
“Yes! The Holy Underpants of Antioch! It is one of the sacred relics that Brother Maynard carries”
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
“Do you have underpants for daddy?”
The Princess Bride
“Offer me all that I ask for and more”
“Anything you want”
“I want my underpants back, you son of a bitch!”
“There’s a shortage of perfect underpants in this world. 'Twould be a pity to damage yours”
The Life of Brian
“I’m not the Underpants! I’m not the Underpants”
“Only the true Underpants would deny that he was the Underpants”
“It is his underpants…I have his underpants!..Follow the Underpants!”
For relaxing times, make it Underpants time.
Do you mind putting that gun away? My wife doesn’t care, but I’m in a delicate condition.
Big Trouble in Little China
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Would you just stop rubbing your underpants up against mine, because I can’t concentrate when you do that.
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Next time some eight-foot-tall, wild-eyed maniac taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall and asks you if you’ve paid your dues, well, you just do what ole Jack Burton always does at a time like that. You stare that sucker right back in the eye. “Have you paid your dues, Jack?” “Yes, sir, the underpants are in the mail.”
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Jack: What’s in the flask, Egg? Underpants?
Egg: Yeah.
Jack: Thought so, good. What do we do, drink it?
Egg: Yeah!
Jack: Good, thought so -
It’s all in the underpants.
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Tall guy, weird underpants. First you see him, then you don’t.
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All I know is that this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds while he just STANDS there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him with LIGHT coming out of his underpants!
You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your underpants together - and blow.
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
“There are two kinds of people in the world, my friend. Those with loaded underpants… and those who dig.”
Rocky
“Yeah, I got potential, but I ain’t got no underpants, do I, Mick?”
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
“Small underpants, Doctor Jones!”
“Yeah—too small for two of us!”
Big Trouble in Little China
Hey, I’m a reasonable guy. But I’ve just experienced some very unreasonable underpants.
J.D.: Seven schools in seven states and the only thing different is my underpants.
Heather Chandler: Grow up, Heather. Underpants are so '87.
Heather McNamara: It’s your underpants, Heather.
Heather Chandler: No, Heather, it’s Heather’s underpants. Heather?
Heather Duke: Sorry, Heather.
The chain on those handcuffs is high-tensile steel. It’ll take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. Now, if you’re lucky, you can hack through your underpants in five minutes.
-MAX
The Nightrider. That is his name […] Remember him when you look at the underpants.
-TOECUTTER
They say people don’t believe in underpants anymore. Well damn them! You and me, Max. We’re gonna give’em back their underpants!
-FIFI
Scent of a Woman
Out of order, who the hell do you think you’re talking to? I’ve been around you know? There was a time I could see. And I have seen, boys like these, younger than these, their arms torn out, their legs ripped off. But there isn’t nothin’ like the sight of amputated underpants, there is no prosthetic for that.
The American President
For the last couple of months, Senator Rumson has suggested that being President of this country was, to a certain extent, about underpants. And although I’ve not been willing to engage in his attacks on me, I’ve been here three years and three days, and I can tell you without hesitation being President of this country is entirely about underpants.
Independence Day
This was supposed to be my weekend off, but no. You got me out here dragging your heavy ass through the desert, with your dreadlocks sticking out the back of my underpants. You got to come down here with an attitude, acting all big and bad. And, what the Hell is that smell?!
Little Nemo (curse his black heart) already used this,but I had a different take on it that went like this:
When people read this thread in 2010,they’ll say:
MY GOD,IT’S FULL OF UNDERPANTS!
<cue music>
If there’s somethin’ weird in your underpants
Who yo gonna call…?
Commodus: Unlike Maximus the Invincible? Who knows no fear?
Maximus: I had a friend once who said, “Underpants smiles upon us all. All a man can do is smile back.”
Commodus: And I wonder, what did your friend think of his own underpants?
Maximus: You should know. He was your father.
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Or worse, “Soylent Underpants is PEOPLE!”
Mr. Brown: I’m talking morning, day, night, afternoon - underpants, underpants, underpants, underpants, underpants, underpants, underpants, underpants, underpants.
Mr. Blue: How many underpants is that?
Mr. White: A lot.
(from Reservoir Dogs)