Replacing body parts.

[leechbabe]

I hate my body not the outside bit – it’s just your average out layer of skin, hair, nails etc.

It’s the inside bits I hate. I wish I could pull out all the bits of me inside that are so annoying and just get on with my life. My tummy bits which are all upset because of the Crohns disease would be the first to go!

Notice to my tummy: I hate you, you stink, I wish I could wash you away in the sink!

No more emergency runs to the toilet, no more agonizing cramps at 3am, no more drugs, no more side effects from the drugs.

Second would be my lungs – stoopid asthma, can’t even walk from McDonalds to the theatre at night without gasping for air. Grrr, who needs lungs anyway.

I really like my shoes though, in fact I would go as far as to say I love my shoes. Reliable, dependable, never hurt (whoever said breaking in Doc Martins was painful lied).

Yep I’m going to replace my inside bits with Purple Doc Martin Boots. That should solve all my problems.

[jane_says]

Gotta agree on the Docs. That’s about all I wear, save Birkenstocks. I’d like to replace my back right now, particularly one disc. I don’t know what I’d replace it with though - chocolate pudding, maybe.

[tigergirl]

Leechy, I’ve got a tummy and some lungs (both slightly used) that I’d be willing to swap for some skin (vitaligo [sp?]) and a couple of new knee joints?

Apart from that, I can’t complain much.
Come to Bendigo where the air’s fresher!!